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"I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have A Baby"

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Hum    6,929

When it comes to post-arrest statements, the admissions made by a Texas man busted for having sex with a horse are a good reminder why suspects should take advantage of their right to remain silent.

In a statement given to a sergeant with the Wharton County Sheriff?s Office, Andrew Mendoza, 29, waived his assorted rights and told of a late night encounter with a brown horse.

Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, ?I told myself that if she didn?t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor?s horse.?

Which is what occurred, Mendoza, seen at right, told Sergeant Raymond Jansky.

?I was trying to make the horse have a baby,? Mendoza explained. ?I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.? He added, ?I ain?t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.?

The horse lover, whose rap sheet included a wide variety of felony and misdemeanor collars, later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.

Mendoza?s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.

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Alladaskill17    181

Kids and horses, really? Glad he hung himself.

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Hum    6,929

I guess he was well hung.

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Geoffrey B.    1,414

I guess he was well hung.

too soon.

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vcfan    2,337

obviously had mental issues. what a shame. wasted life.

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MDboyz    549

If all the criminals are like him, and hung themselves, it would save us a lot of time and money.

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+Majesticmerc    871

I guess he was well hung.

Hung like a horse...

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ShareShiz    112
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Original Poster    324

I guess he was well hung.

you make me lol...well played sir... well played

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Growled    3,880

The gene pool is a little bit cleaner today.

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+fusi0n    1,559

I guess he was well hung.

haha!

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AngelGraves13    61

Sounds like he did himself and everyone else a favor by hanging himself. Sounds cruel, but one less scumbag to worry about.

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ChopSuey    49
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LaP    1,707

The story doesn't tell if the horse had a baby ...

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Hum    6,929

The story doesn't tell if the horse had a baby ...

^ We'll know in a few months. ;)

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