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something to make you laugh a little...enjoy :rofl:

Well Wally gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says ?Where the hell have you been?? Wally replies ?I was out getting a tattoo!?

?A tattoo?? She frowned. ?What kind of tattoo did you get??

?I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates? he said proudly.

?What the hell were you thinking?? She said, shaking her head in disgust. ?Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates??

?Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.?

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ROFL! also could you take a moment to mask off my I.P. pls :)

And wow, I hadn't even noticed that I've reached 1000 posts let alone over 1300

Doh! And I work in IT as well, I should know better. Corrected again.

Indeed, congratulations on the numerous contributions on the forums. I would say more, but I feel that would be derailing the thread.

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Doh! And I work in IT as well, I should know better. Corrected again.

Indeed, congratulations on the numerous contributions on the forums. I would say more, but I feel that would be derailing the thread.

My thanks again :)

And yes, it's mduren's joke, I understand :)

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