LOL, Stephen Elop Actually Replies About "Lumia 920 Cracking Surface Sc


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This was posted first in Weibo(Chinese Micro-blog); a guy let his Lumia 920 fell on his Surface Pro and broke his Surface Pro screen, he emailed directly to Stephen Elop and asked for compensation, and actually got a personal reply.

Chinese blog from Mydrivers.com.

http://news.mydrivers.com/1/257/257718.htm

Bing translate:

Lumia 920 broken Surface do? Elop weapon

2013-03-18 15:22:45 7913 reader author: kunpeng edit: kunpeng [Copy link] [claimed] comments (13)

SINA weibo users @ z7v recently sent a message to the CEO of Nokia's Elop , for he did not think really response.

Z7v said in a message he Lumia 920 broken Surface flat-panel screen, asking whether Nokia's negative about this responsibility. He in reply to messages of sympathy in doubling Lumia 920, then goes on to recommend that customers contact Microsoft solve at this point, after all, Surface plates are produced by Microsoft.

It is worth mentioning that this isn't the first time he respond to Chinese users of mail, it seems that Nokia CEO also was very loving.

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Nobody can be responsible for what happens after a Nokia product falls on it. It's the Chuck Norris of phones.

What happens if you drop your Nokia Lumia 920 on Chuck Norris? Is that the end of life on this planet?

Not just this planet, my friend.

Have you read The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (one of the Hitchhikers Guide books)? You know when they're at Milliways and they see the entire universe being destroyed in a giant, beautiful explosion, and then afterwards it's just an endless expanse of nothing, for the rest of eternity?

Dropping a Nokia on Chuck Norris (or, perhaps, Chuck Norris onto a Nokia--source is a bit sketchy on the details) was the start of all that.

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Silly to email Nokia to see if they will be responsible for the Surface.

Yeah I'm trying to get my head around why Nokia carries a responsibility for this guy purposly dropping the 920 onto the Surface to see what would happen. Sure Elop talks to the customers but I think he should have left this one alone.

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