joke What day was I born?

[Ice_Blue]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling their ######,

"Really" she said. "Go on then...try"

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "f*ckin' yesterday".

[jnelsoninjax]

How much did you drink prior? :D