A SQL query goes into a bar...

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  On 27/05/2013 at 07:00, Phouchg said:

To kill the fun... isn't it "an SQL"? I've never got this correctly, more so now with Jifs and sh**

My dad has a couple of cassette tapes where a couple of the guys who came up with SQL are talking about it, and they refer to it as "Sequel" and not "S.Q.L.", so I always say Sequel too. It's one of those things where it doesn't really matter though xD

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  On 27/05/2013 at 07:00, Phouchg said:
To kill the fun... isn't it "an SQL"? I've never got this correctly, more so now with Jifs and sh**

I'm not sure about the correct way, but when it comes to acronyms (which SQL is) I break it down in to the words. By my reasoning, it is a SQL, not an Structured Query Language.

But I do see how it becomes problematic when pronouncing the acronym.

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