Satanists turn Fred Phelps' mother gay in afterlife

[theyarecomingforyou]

A Satanist group, the Satanic Temple, has held a ?Pink Mass? at the grave of Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps? mother, and have claimed that she ?is now gay, in the afterlife?.

 

The Satanic Temple posted photographs online of the reading of an incarnation, and same-sex couples ?expressing their love?, by kissing over the grave of Fred Phelps Jr?s mother Catherine Johnston.

 

On the website westboro-baptist.com, owned by the Satanic Temple and not affiliated with the church of the same name, are images of the ceremony, and a description of proceedings.

 

It reads: ?Catherine Idalette Johnston, wife of Fred W Phelps, Sr, Mother to Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, Jr, was honored in a ceremonial ?Pink Mass?, performed by The Satanic Temple, at her gravesite. The Pink Mass is a Satanic ritual performed at the grave site of a deceased person, which changes the sexual orientation of that person in the afterlife.?

 

It continues: ?Same-sexed couples expressed their love at the gravesite of Fred Phelps, Jr.?s mother before a high priest of the Satanic Temple, who recited an incantation.

 

?Upon completion of the Pink Mass ceremony, Catherine Johnston is now gay in the afterlife.?

 

The adamantly homophobic church is known for its anti-gay rhetoric, and often attempts to picket funerals or events of people who it sees to be pro-gay, or accepting of gay, lesbian or bisexual people.

 

Last month the church took umbrage at a pink lemonade stand run by a 5-year-old in the name of an anti-bullying campaign, and told her she would ?burn in hell?.

 

The church previously tweeted PinkNews to say that God sent the killers in the suspected terror killing in Woolwich, London, because the equal marriage bill passed its third reading in the House of Commons.

 

It previously thanked God for a lethal tornado that ripped through Moore, Oklahoma, leaving at least 24 people dead, saying it?s because of gay basketball player Jason Collins.

 

Source: Pink News

[Torolol]

how could female be 'gay'?

i could understand if female being accused as lesbian, but 'gay'?

 

religious flavors are nuts

[theyarecomingforyou]

how could female be 'gay'?

i could understand if female being accused as lesbian, but 'gay'?

The term gay applies to women too, hence the 'gay rights movement' and 'gay pride'.

[Shiranui]

Fred Phelps is most likely gay in this life.

[compl3x]

lol, satanists.

 

Westboro have ultimately achieved what they wanted: infamy. The best thing to do with them is ignore them; they'd fizzle and die out. I think 2 or 3 people have left the church and become estranged from the family.

[FloatingFatMan]

These twerps are just as much a bunch of loons as Phelps and co are.

 

Wastes of skin, the lot of 'em.

[The Evil Overlord]

lolwut?????

[sanctified Veteran]

This sounds fantastic as a prank.

[snaphat (Myles Landwehr) Member]

lol, satanists.

 

Westboro have ultimately achieved what they wanted: infamy. The best thing to do with them is ignore them; they'd fizzle and die out. I think 2 or 3 people have left the church and become estranged from the family.

 

Your your profile picture sums this whole topic up

[Co-ords]

In the afterlife you are either in Heaven with God, or in hell suffering eternal torment. Being gay, yeah right!

[snaphat (Myles Landwehr) Member]

In the afterlife you are either in Heaven with God, or in hell suffering eternal torment. Being gay, yeah right!

 

To be perfectly fair, depending on ones belief, the latter latter might imply you are eternally tormented or it might imply you are in eternal happiness. It's all a matter of perspective

[The Evil Overlord]

To be perfectly fair, depending on ones belief, the latter latter might imply you are eternally tormented or it might imply you are in eternal happiness. It's all a matter of perspective

rofl you just reminded me of a scene in miss congeniality 2, where the gay guy gets threatened with jail time, and the guy asks 'which jail'?

[Dinggus]

how could female be 'gay'?

i could understand if female being accused as lesbian, but 'gay'?

 

religious flavors are nuts

 

You're not to bright are you?

[Growled Member]

All I can think to say to this is wow!

[compl3x]

In the afterlife you are either in Heaven with God, or in hell suffering eternal torment. Being gay, yeah right!

 

But of course you are.

 

I can't imagine a worse afterlife than being surrounded by the self-rigteous, holier than thou types who'd populate heaven.

[FloatingFatMan]

But of course you are.

 

I can't imagine a worse afterlife than being surrounded by the self-rigteous, holier than thou types who'd populate heaven.

 

Damn right! Hell is totally the place to be if you want to have fun in the afterlife.  I'll bring the shrimp & bbq sauce, you bring the steaks! ;)

[Co-ords]

But of course you are.

 

I can't imagine a worse afterlife than being surrounded by the self-rigteous, holier than thou types who'd populate heaven.

 

Then you have never been exposed to true Christianity. True Christianity is not about a "holier-than-thou" attitude, but about loving God and letting His love flow through us, without being judgmental. We believe God is the judge (it's in the Bible), and also that we will be judged (by God) as we judge others. We are all fallen and corrupt people, no one better that anyone else.

[Jub]

? loving God and letting His love flow through us ?

 

I loved my teddy bear when I was little but never felt its love back.

 

Anyway, good on them. Too few who dare to push back a little.

[Lamp0]

Then you have never been exposed to true Christianity. True Christianity is not about a "holier-than-thou" attitude, but about loving God and letting His love flow through us, without being judgmental. We believe God is the judge (it's in the Bible), and also that we will be judged (by God) as we judge others. We are all fallen and corrupt people, no one better that anyone else.

 

Which Christianity is the one true Christianity?

 

Wait, let me guess... is it the one you believe in?

[Knife Party]

In the afterlife you are either in Heaven with God, or in hell suffering eternal torment. Being gay, yeah right!

but but, being in gay in the afterlife means you can be fabulous in heaven! FAB.

[Tomo]

If they've turned her gay in the afterlife please could they provide evidence to suggest that this is indeed the case, otherwise they could just spout any old rubbish......oh wait

[MikeChipshop Member]

Both as bad as each other this lot.

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

Hold up.  So you say heaven is not "Holier than thou" and yet, God (the ruler of heaven) judges everyone there...

[Torolol]

well, the satanic fad era has ended.

its now the era of  Flying Spaghetti Monster religion as this one are more educated & philosophical than satanic religion.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/20/florida-rejects-group-bid-to-install-satanic-display/?intcmp=latestnews

[adrynalyne]

You're not to bright are you?

If you are looking to insult someone's intelligence, at least learn to use correct words while doing it.

 

It is 'too', not 'to'.