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SEATTLE ? A Seattle man is facing indecent exposure charges following allegations that he was ?humping? the window of a West Seattle sandwich shop, to the horror of those inside.

King County prosecutors contend Lydell Coleman approached Sub Shop at Westwood Village Shopping Center shortly after closing on Oct. 24. Coleman, 36, is alleged to have dropped his pants and mashed himself against the glass as employees looked on.

According to charging papers, Colman arrived at the shop, located at 2500 S.W. Barton St., at 9:30 p.m. and started tugging on the locked door. The witnesses told police the evening then took a strange turn.

?At the glass window, Coleman was observed making sexual motions on the glass window that were described as ?humping? and rubbing his genitals against the window,? a Seattle detective said in charging papers, recounting statements made by the two women who witnessed the incident.

Told the store was closed, Coleman exposed himself and pressed his bare genitals against the presumably cold glass, according to charging papers. He then fled as security responded to the store.

Coleman has since been identified by the women as their assailant. He has one prior conviction for indecent exposure.

Now charged with felony indecent exposure, Coleman remains jailed on $35,000 bail.

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SEATTLE ? A Seattle man is facing indecent exposure charges following allegations that he was ?humping? the window of a West Seattle sandwich shop, to the horror amusement of those inside.

 

 

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