Teacher, 72, arrested for furiously masturbating

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A 72-year old substitute teacher at a public high school in the never-ending suburbs of Connecticut proved that he?s still got it when he was busted for allegedly masturbating right there in a hallway.

The septuagenarian teacher is Michael Luecke, reports The Courant. The incident happened on Wednesday. The scene of the crime was Westhill High School in Stamford.

Police say a school paraprofessional spotted Luecke doing the deed just after 7:30 a.m. The woman said she walked by Luecke as he was sitting in the hallway. She thought maybe he was hurt.

When she approached him, she said, she realized that the 72-year old substitute teacher had his hand stuck down his pants and was ?manipulating his penis.?

The school paraprofessional then notified school officials, who notified police.

At that point, school officials removed Luecke from the class he was calmly teaching.

According to The Courant, surveillance video of the scene shows Luecke in a stairwell ?suspiciously manipulating the front of his pants while looking at students in the courtyard.?

The sub then vanishes behind some lockers for a moment. Then, he reappears, lying on his back on the floor, focused on the task at hand. At some point, the shocked paraprofessional discovered him ? but not before a half dozen students stroll by.

It?s not clear if the students noticed Luecke, realized what he was doing or cared. Nevertheless, school officials as well as local police are working to identify the teenagers to see if they need counseling.

Meanwhile, notes News 12 Connecticut, police have announced that they will not be releasing the video. :/

Luecke, who has no criminal record, now faces three charges: public indecency, breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.

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If a 72 year old can furiously masturbate, more power to him!

 

Title at website says furiously masturbating, woman says "manipulating his penis!" I call baited title!

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If a 72 year old can furiously masturbate, more power to him!

Apparently he can masturbate so furiously that his masturbation can be considered a "risk of injury to a minor".  I mean, that's one powerful shot!

 

Luecke, who has no criminal record, now faces three charges: public indecency, breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.
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They shouldn't be so hard on the guy. I mean, going at it in the hallway, out in the open like that was a stroke of genius.

 

:rofl: So many puns!

 

It?s not clear if the students noticed Luecke, realized what he was doing or cared. Nevertheless, school officials as well as local police are working to identify the teenagers to see if they need counseling.

 

Somehow this made me laugh. They're going to do detective work, identify the teenagers from the security footage, then go up to them and ask if they saw a teacher "furiously" masturbating in the hallway and whether they're consequently scarred for life? How ridiculous!

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:rofl: So many puns!

 

 

Somehow this made me laugh. They're going to do detective work, identify the teenagers from the security footage, then go up to them and ask if they saw a teacher "furiously" masturbating in the hallway and whether they're consequently scarred for life? How ridiculous!

Maybe the judge will go soft on him :)

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Apparently he can masturbate so furiously that his masturbation can be considered a "risk of injury to a minor". I mean, that's one powerful shot!

That charge seems contradictory. Googles sources define manipulate as to handle or control (a tool, mechanism, information, etc.) in a skilful manner.

"he manipulated the dials of the set"

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Also... What the hell is a "paraprofessional"? Talk about made up titles...

Not made up.

A paraprofessional is a teachers assisstant who doesn't have a teachers degree or license. Qualifications run from a vocational training to "highly qualified" where they may have an Associates or Bachelors degree.

In our district there are Para's assigned for all manner of reasons from a one-on-one's for handicapped or autistic kids to those who work as classroom teaching assistants if the room has too many kids.

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Not made up.

A paraprofessional is a teachers assisstant who doesn't have a teachers degree or license. Qualifications run from a short vocational training to "highly qualified" where they may have an Associates or Bachelors degree.

In our district there are Para's assigned for all manner of reasons from a one-on-one's for handicapped or autistic kids to those who work as classroom teaching assistants if the room has too many kids.

 

Totally made up. That's just a teaching assistant...

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