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Title says it all

Once again it's my birthday, for the third time this year.

This is my 21st Anniversary of my 18th birthday.

So as I now have one year less left to live, I would like to impart some wisdom I have accumilated in the course of living my life......

Ahh, who am I kidding

Now send me money :p

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Old boy will have to haul himself all the way to the roof for a single booze bottle. Then again, can always pop it open right there and oogle at teh stars...

Lol

He will be fine. He has a wife to watch over him. If not she will spank his ass several times based on his age.

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A limerick for you, on your birthday:

 

This fellow from England, Dushmany
Is a poster of many things funny
But today, on his birthday
The first thing he has to say
Is "People, send me money!"
 

Happy birthday, dude!

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A limerick for you, on your birthday:

 

This fellow from England, Dushmany

Is a poster of many things funny

But today, on his birthday

The first thing he has to say

Is "People, send me money!"

 

Happy birthday, dude!

I can't help it dude, I was an abused child, my parents didn't love me, my wife spends all of my money, and I'm so poor, beggars take pity on my and buy me coffee :cry:

I can't help it dude, I was an abused child, my parents didn't love me, my wife spends all of my money, and I'm so poor, beggars take pity on my and buy me coffee :cry:

 

Well, at least they buy you coffee. Me, I get bummed out of all my cigarettes. :D

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY wishes from the Nigerian prince. I have all the money ready, I would just need your bank details now. To wire it, of course. Throw in your SS number and CC details too, we want to verify that you're legit.

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