Official Dogs vs Cats

By Draconian Guppy
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Dogs or cats  

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  1. 1. What do you prefer

    • Dogs
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    • Catz
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4 minutes ago, Draconian Guppy said:

woot, after quite some time, dogs still in teh lead yo!

 ... by a statistically insignificant amount.

On 2/5/2016 at 3:13 PM, E.worm Jimmy said:

cats,porn,funny porn and fucking images, doing sex jokes, xxx

"It was on when I walked in, I swear! I would have turned it off but I don't have thumbs."

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1 minute ago, DConnell said:

 ... by a statistically insignificant amount.

99% of statistics are made up.

 

Also, in soccer, football, basketball, ping pong, beer pong, tennis, orgies, even if you win by one, you still win ;) 

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40 minutes ago, Draconian Guppy said:

99% of statistics are made up.

 

Also, in soccer, football, basketball, ping pong, beer pong, tennis, orgies, even if you win by one, you still win ;) 

You can win at orgies?   I though the last thing orgies were about, is competition.   I though it was about you know,  overindulgence for everyone ;)

 

Damn, now I am am going to be so self conscious at the next orgy, comparing my number to everyone... make sure I win by at least one. :shifty:

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On 26/05/2016 at 9:34 PM, E.worm Jimmy said:

You can win at orgies?   I though the last thing orgies were about, is competition.   I though it was about you know,  overindulgence for everyone ;)

 

Damn, now I am am going to be so self conscious at the next orgy, comparing my number to everyone... make sure I win by at least one. :shifty:

 

Uhm. I don't know what to say. How many do you attend? Is this a regular thing?

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On 2016-05-26 at 4:34 PM, E.worm Jimmy said:

You can win at orgies?   I though the last thing orgies were about, is competition.   I though it was about you know,  overindulgence for everyone ;)

 

Damn, now I am am going to be so self conscious at the next orgy, comparing my number to everyone... make sure I win by at least one. :shifty:

Orgies are all about competition. Who do you want to ****? The most beautiful girl or the most ugly one?

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Just now, Draconian Guppy said:

but how does one win?

The only thing i know for sure is jimmy never actually won one ;)

 

A girl told me once jimmy's beloved little one was too small but i don't know what the **** she was talking about.

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2 minutes ago, LaP said:

The only thing i know for sure is jimmy never actually won one ;)

 

A girl told me once jimmy's beloved little one was too small but i don't know what the **** she was talking about.

@E.worm Jimmy I believe he's talking bout you wigga  worm

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Fricken post editor!

It sucks!

Trying again.

 

 

On 28/06/2016 at 8:15 PM, LaP said:

Orgies are all about competition. Who do you want to ****? The most beautiful girl or the most ugly one?

Actually, as someone who used to frequent orgies as a couple 15 years ago, this isn't exactly correct. We've had many a fun time and met many people from a varied walk of life, some still friends today, the occasional game here and there, but it wasn't a competition, it was more about experimenting and enjoying the experience. 

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