joke If Tim Cook told bad jokes, you would get .....

[+Warwagon MVC]

Cooked!

 

A few others...

 

Schillered

Ived

Cued

 

Bonus Joke!!

 

If the people who made the program Handbreak  ... created a productivity application what do you think they would call it? :laugh:

[Crisp]

10/10

[Ice_Blue]

10 out of 10 Warwagons (really lame) :D .

 

Or is it 1 out of 10?

 

I never could get the Warwagon scale right.

[Praetor]

10 out of 10 Warwagons (really lame) :D .

 

Or 1s it 1 out of 10?

 

I never could get the Warwagon scale right.

 

it's a 10/10, being 10 the worse; a negative would be a good joke, but it's impossible to give a negative note to warwagon's jokes because the Universe would revert back into the Big Bang.

[+Neyht Subscriber²]

If the people who made the program Handbreak  ... created a productivity application what do you think they would call it? :laugh:

 

Bike peddles?  I mean, considering that the word handbreak has absolutely nothing to do with video transcoding...

 

and they are the ones making the name...

[Praetor]

Bonus Joke!!

 

If the people who made the program Handbreak  ... created a productivity application what do you think they would call it? :laugh:

 

 

i dunno.

 

edit: i just saw the answer and i still don't get it, since Handbreak IS a productivity app.

[link6155]

it's a 10/10, being 10 the worse; a negative would be a good joke, but it's impossible to give a negative note to warwagon's jokes because the Universe would revert back into the Big Bang.

 

In that case I rate it as 11/10

[+Warwagon MVC]

i dunno.

 

edit: i just saw the answer and i still don't get it, since Handbreak IS a productivity app.

 

I meant for like word processing...err never mind. I still think it's hilarious :laugh:

[+virtorio MVC]

Make love, not warwagons.

[Ian W]

If Tim Cook told bad jokes, they would be your jokes, Warwagon. :P

[Praetor]

If Tim Cook told bad jokes, they would be your jokes, Warwagon. :p

:laugh:

I LOLED.HARD.

[techbeck]

If Tim Cook told bad jokes, there would be a video of Jonathan Ive explaining the simplicity and elegance of the joke and how it to years to come up with it.

[vcfan]

If warwagon told a good joke, you would be.....

 

DEAD already

[SharpGreen]

...and I got warwagon'ed..again. lol

[AnotherITguy]

After Tim Cook tells the joke;

 

JOHNY IVE: Here at Apple we take the art of making jokes very seriously, we took our time to make a joke that would reach everyone with a sense of humor, and as our previous poster said, this took our design time three years to craft the joke, we hope you find it exquisite. 

[Tha Bloo Monkee]

You're telling it wrong.

 

/s

[LimeMaster]

[Arachno 1D]

 

If the people who made the program Handbreak  ... created a productivity application what do you think they would call it? :laugh:

 

No Brakes on your WarWagon

[tiagosilva29]

Didn't noticed this was another warwagon thread.

 

I'll let myselft out.

[+Raze Subscriber²]

I should know better, now my head hurts.

[Arachno 1D]

I should know better, now my head hurts.

Thats what you get for having such a small brain/body ratio :D

[jnelsoninjax]

If Tim Cook told bad jokes, they would be your jokes, Warwagon. :p

Perhaps Tim Cook is Warwagon! In that case were are screwed!