Be careful what you have on your PC if you upgrade to Windows 10

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Wife Sees Husband's Porn Collection As The Screensaver After Window's 10 Upgrade

 

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Windows 10 is putting the fear of God in married men after a Redditor posted a warning to all husbands everywhere. Windows 10 will automatically take photos, even if they're in subfolders, from your "my pictures" folder and use them as a rotating screensaver. And that even means your dirty porno collection as well!

Of course the husband learned this fact the hard way because after installing Windows 10 late the night before, he woke up to find his wife grilling him as to why a ton of porno pictures were scrolling across their computer.

Reddit user FalloutBoS wrote:

Loaded up WIN 10 last night and left it on to do its thing. Woke up to wife asking why I set it to rotate all my porn images right on the desk top view. I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do.

But really the bigger issue here is what idiot puts his porn collection on a computer that their wife uses, let alone in an obvious place like the My Pictures folder, but sometimes people aren't so tech saavy. Also, who even has a "collection" anymore? Regardless, maybe the husband will learn his lesson and not poop where he eats, if you know what I'm sayin'. Go buy a flash drive if you REALLY have to have a collection, save up all your goodies, label that sucker with something like "Boring Tax Receipts" and then go bury it in the yard like a normal wife-fearing husband.

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But really the bigger issue here is what idiot puts his porn collection on a computer that their wife uses, let alone in an obvious place like the My Pictures folder, but sometimes people aren't so tech saavy.

I think the bigger question is, what lame duck has to hide it from their wife in the first place? Grow some stones, man!

 

 

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"I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do."

Just say:

"Hey Cortana, how do I change my screensaver?"

And Cortana gives instructions on how to do it.

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The Win8 photos tile was almost as dangerous... ;)

Absolutely. I let my girlfriend borrow my computer... then later realized that the Photos tile was flipping through pictures of engagement rings I had saved...

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Absolutely. I let my girlfriend borrow my computer... then later realized that the Photos tile was flipping through pictures of engagement rings other girlfriends I had saved...

Corrected that for you :D

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Um... Since when is porn something to be ashamed of?  Ex's and I used to enjoy it.  My first ex had never seen porn before and was fascinated - and wanted to try things she saw.

If you have to hide it from your significant other, then enjoy your relationship of deception and unsatisfied sex lives I guess!?

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Just say:

"Hey Cortana, how do I change my screensaver?"

And Cortana gives instructions on how to do it.

"Hey Cortana, rotate me some porn!" - doesn't work :(

 

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Just say:

"Hey Cortana, how do I change my screensaver?"

And Cortana gives instructions on how to do it.

"Who's Cortana?, one of the slutty porn girls you talk too..... " :woot:

 

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The Win8 photos tile was almost as dangerous... ;)

Yup. I had to turn it off because I tend to save pictures of SBSG from Facebook. And then they would show up on the photos tile. Would have been awkward to explain if seen by someone who didn't already know I have a crush on her.

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