So..

[TheLegendOfMart]

Christ give the guy a break, if you dont like him or what he posts then dont read it, move on to another thread instead of bashing him,

If i thought the mods/admins would take much notice id report a few of you for abuse.

[forster]

Theres more to a girl/lady than how slim she is.

Yeah, there's also whether she is pretty, can wash / cook / clean. Always check her bank balance, and whether she has a car. Also, keep the receipt, because if she doesnt swallow then you can always take her back :whistle:

[TheLegendOfMart]

lol

[forster]

I'm still waiting for woman v2, the version with the off switch. Supposed to have been in R&D for ages :whistle:

Anyway... as to where our merry little poster is, who knows...

[Albino]

Yeah, there's also whether she is pretty, can wash / cook / clean. Always check her bank balance, and whether she has a car. Also, keep the receipt, because if she doesnt swallow then you can always take her back :whistle:

bwahahahahaha!!!

Also, I forgot to mention earlier:

Most of the girls are real biatches on the internet, if they/she knows you are interested in her...

I had some weird experiences of my own, the problem is that if you are talking to her by, let's say, messenger, she can write whatever she want's, even if she doesn't feel/think that way, THINK OF THAT...(It even can be her little brother pretending to be her...)

Don't talk that loving stuff with her on messenger or whatever you use...do it face-to-face!!! :p

RPM probably won't post anything again in his life in neowin, he must be (by now) seriously hurt by the things said...

I think he just wanted some advice, not a bash for life...poor guy. (don't kill yourself now, life continues...) ;)

[Riz360]

RPMs posted this topic and left.....

I think all u flamers broke his heart

he had it coming,

That kid is delusional

[Toxikk Veteran]

ffs alex... you do this on purpose? you make yourself seem really pathetic sometimes. :huh:

i mean, i feel bad saying it... but jebus christo, you are 14 goddamn years old. you dont need to start worrying about this till your older. just fckuing have fun and dont worry about wether a stupid girl is gonna have puppy love with you. you got other good **** coming when you get older.

damn i sound like a father figure or something.

[hoyablue]

Stop wondering how to live life and just live it.

[rpm]

best advice of the day goes to Toxikk thanks bro this may be closed now.

[Toxikk Veteran]

hit me up if you wanna chat rpm, you know where to find me.

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