For Pr0n Use Booble.com Over Google.com

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Booble Me, Baby

Search With a Smile!

LOS ANGELES, Jan. 20 /PRNewswire/ -- Finally, a search engine designed to

cut through the confusion and clutter around adult content on the Internet has

arrived: Booble.

Booble is intended to be a funny parody of the world's largest and best

known search engine. The punch line is that unlike popular search sites,

Booble actually works for the adult category.

Anyone who has tried to search adult content using mainstream search

engines knows they only lead to confusing porn sites mined with viruses, pop

ups, and credit card scams. This is because online pornographers know how to

manipulate the system so that their sites are listed first, regardless of

quality or value.

Booble can't be fooled because each of its 6,000 + listings have been

edited and classified by hand, not by the computer algorithms used by the

major search engines. In addition, Booble's listings often contain pricing

information and, where applicable, Booble directs users to site and product

reviews. Best of all, Booble is 100% free to consumers.

Booble is the brainchild of a former senior executive from one of

America's leading online services who now lives in New York City with his

wife, a French fashion model scandalously younger than he. At this moment,

the executive would prefer to stay anonymous.

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories....02091897&EDATE=

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Pr0n threads provides wholesome respite from Linear Algebra homework.

holy crap, you're doing linear algebra tonight too?

I figured it'd be great to take a computer graphics class, but our first assignment was a bitchy review of linear algebra. It probably would have helped to have known ANYTHING about linear algebra before getting this assignment.

but pr0n and 'wholesome' in the same sentence...that's rich.

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First search was for Neowin, No results found is what it said :rofl:

all other attempted searches timed out.

I tried my name after I tried neowin, you never know these days.

anyways I gave up, they do have a Google.com disclaimer on the bottom of the buttons.

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