ranasrule Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 After doing number two in the bathroom do you wash or wipe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGeorge Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 (edited) What the hell is the matter with you? LOL +E.Worm Jimmy, Terry504 and ranasrule 3 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted March 11, 2018 MVC Share Posted March 11, 2018 The true question is, "when you plug a toilet do you feel proud?" Steven P., DConnell, JustGeorge and 3 others 6 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neufuse Veteran Posted March 11, 2018 Veteran Share Posted March 11, 2018 neither, I have my personal assistant do the cleaning for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGeorge Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 14 minutes ago, neufuse said: neither, I have my personal assistant do the cleaning for me Can you provide contact info? I’m pretty lazy these days and would love a highly skilled ass-wiping technician to complement my home +E.Worm Jimmy 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neufuse Veteran Posted March 11, 2018 Veteran Share Posted March 11, 2018 5 hours ago, slamfire92 said: Can you provide contact info? I’m pretty lazy these days and would love a highly skilled ass-wiping technician to complement my home Look into Asswipes, Inc. JustGeorge and +E.Worm Jimmy 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted March 11, 2018 Administrators Share Posted March 11, 2018 Sheryl Crow offsets her massive carbon footprint (touring equipment) by limiting toilet paper use to one sheet per visit (except in emergencies where two, or even three may be required). +E.Worm Jimmy 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttus Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 skip the paper, just use your hand and then wash your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Zagadka Subscriber² Posted March 11, 2018 Subscriber² Share Posted March 11, 2018 30 minutes ago, Steven P. said: Sheryl Crow offsets her massive carbon footprint (touring equipment) by limiting toilet paper use to one sheet per visit (except in emergencies where two, or even three may be required). That reminds of of a skit on You Can't Do That On Television. PS, I'm American, damnit. It is hard enough going to countries that can't flush TP. +E.Worm Jimmy 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I imagine water is cleaner but, being from England, I've never actually seen a bidet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted March 11, 2018 MVC Share Posted March 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Buttus said: skip the paper, just use your hand and then wash your hands. Or use your hand and then swoosh around in the toilet bowl... BOOM! DConnell 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Zagadka Subscriber² Posted March 11, 2018 Subscriber² Share Posted March 11, 2018 43 minutes ago, Elliot B. said: I imagine water is cleaner but, being from England, I've never actually seen a bidet. They are elusive beasts, sometimes stalking the target and leaping out in a blast of surprise. DConnell 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGeorge Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 5 hours ago, neufuse said: Look into Asswipes, Inc. ME: “ALEXA! Find Asswipes near me!” Alexa: “Ok, I found several options for asswipes in your area. Want me to list them all?” ME: “Yes!” Woohooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranasrule Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 man its nasty how many wipers there are around here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Wagyu Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 29 minutes ago, ranasrule said: man its nasty how many wipers there are around here Well there are wet wipes that can be used too, dry wipe is disgusting. ranasrule 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoochieMamma Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 On 3/12/2018 at 1:13 AM, warwagon said: The true question is, "when you plug a toilet do you feel proud?" Yes I do, and after my trip to USA recently I did it several times. The plumbing there is terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrynalyne Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 hour ago, ranasrule said: man its nasty how many wipers there are around here Grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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