Do you wash or wipe ?


Do you wash or wipe after doing number two in the bathroom?  

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  1. 1. Do you wash or wipe after doing number two in the bathroom?

    • Wash
      8
    • Wipe
      22


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14 minutes ago, neufuse said:

neither, I have my personal assistant do the cleaning for me

Can you provide contact info? I’m pretty lazy these days and would love a highly skilled ass-wiping technician to complement my home :)

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5 hours ago, slamfire92 said:

Can you provide contact info? I’m pretty lazy these days and would love a highly skilled ass-wiping technician to complement my home :)

Look into Asswipes, Inc.

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30 minutes ago, Steven P. said:

Sheryl Crow offsets her massive carbon footprint (touring equipment) by limiting toilet paper use to one sheet per visit (except in emergencies where two, or even three may be required).

That reminds of of a skit on You Can't Do That On Television.

 

PS, I'm American, damnit. It is hard enough going to countries that can't flush TP.

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1 hour ago, Buttus said:

skip the paper, just use your hand and then wash your hands.

Or use your hand and then swoosh around in the toilet bowl... BOOM!

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43 minutes ago, Elliot B. said:

I imagine water is cleaner but, being from England, I've never actually seen a bidet.

They are elusive beasts, sometimes stalking the target and leaping out in a blast of surprise.

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5 hours ago, neufuse said:

Look into Asswipes, Inc.

ME: “ALEXA! Find Asswipes near me!”

 

Alexa: “Ok, I found several options for asswipes in your area. Want me to list them all?”

 

ME: “Yes!”

 

Woohooo!

 

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On 3/12/2018 at 1:13 AM, warwagon said:

The true question is, "when you plug a toilet do you feel proud?"

Yes I do, and after my trip to USA recently I did it several times. The plumbing there is terrible.

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