Chuck Norris facts

[Steven P. Administrators]

 

Post your own Chuck Norris facts, I'll start:
 

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The City of Houston named a Street after him but had to change it because people kept dying on it.

You see, no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

 

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Chuck once killed two stones with one bird...

[+Random Stranger Subscriber¹]

On 10/07/2022 at 13:50, Steven P. said:

 

Post your own Chuck Norris facts, I'll start:
 

 

I know you are old...

 

But come on ....

 

In what reality you think he is still relevant and people care?

[Steven P. Administrators]

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After days of excruciating pain, the cobra passed away.

 

[adrynalyne]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. 

[devHead]

On 10/07/2022 at 11:14, E.Worm Jimmy said:

I know you are old...

 

But come on ....

 

In what reality you think he is still relevant and people care?

If you don't think they're funny or relevant E.Worm, don't visit this post / thread.

[devHead]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[devHead]

In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.

[Sulphy]

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he just round-house kicks himself in the face to knock the stubble down!

[spikey_richie]

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

 

Chuck Norris was supposed to be featured on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard.

[Sulphy]

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

[StrikedOut]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.

[spikey_richie]

Chuck Norris doesn't adjust his clocks for DST, time bends around him.

[Lord Nite]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits,

[spikey_richie]

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his dad "You're the man of the house now"

 

When Chuck Norris enters a dark room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.

[spikey_richie]

When Chuck Norris steps on LEGO, the LEGO cries.

[xrobwx71]

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.

[spikey_richie]

The Dead Sea was alive, before Chuck Norris swam in it.

 

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Edited July 11, 2022 by spikey_richie

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On 10/07/2022 at 14:14, E.Worm Jimmy said:

I know you are old...

 

But come on ....

 

In what reality you think he is still relevant and people care?

Well, apparently I was wrong.

Ha.

[xrobwx71]

On 11/07/2022 at 11:15, E.Worm Jimmy said:

Well, apparently I was wrong.

Ha.

Infinity waits for Chuck Norris. 

 

 

[Gone]

On 11/07/2022 at 12:55, xrobwx71 said:

Infinity waits for Chuck Norris. 

 

 

It didn't have to wait long, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice!