Fake chinese proverbs

[Spyder Veteran]

Any of you got any good ones? I used to know a bunch, but all I remember now is the one I have in my sig.

Anywho..lets hear em :D

[thetombraider]

He who runs in back of a car gets exhausted.

He who runs in front of a car gets tired.

A gay man with diarrhea is called a Juicy Fruit.

(Don't take offense to my gay one. I mean nothing by it and I'm gay myself!)

[vodkacow]

This one took me awhile to get......

it's not exactly a proverb...but it's chinses related!!!

I think you need a facelift. (Chin Tu Fat)

Are you hiding a fugitive? (Hu Yu Hai Ding?)

See me A.S.A.P. (Kum Hia Nao)

Stupid Man (Dum Gai)

Small Horse (Tai Ni Po Ni)

Did you go to the beach? (Wai Yu So Tan?)

I bumped into a coffee table. (Ai Bang Mai Ni)

It's very dark in here. (Wai So Dim)

Has your flight been delayed? (Hao Long Wei Ting?)

An unauthorized execution. (Lin Ching)

I thought you were on a diet? (Wai Yu Mun Ching?)

This is a tow away zone. (No Pah King)

You are not very bright. (Yu So Dum)

I got this for free. (Ai No Pei)

I am not quilty! (Wai Hang Mi?)

Please stay a while longer. (Wai Go Nao?)

They have arrived. (Hai Dei Kum.)

Stay out of sight. (Lei Lo)

He's cleaning his automobile. (Wa Sing Ka)

Your body odor is offensive. (Yu Stin Ki Pu)

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? (Wai Yu Sing Dum Song)

[neowin_hipster]

A man with a penis knows no boundaries :s :p

[hurting101]

He who laughs last obviously didn't get the joke.

[InTrIgue]

"Confucious say, he who stand on toilet is high on pot."