Application form.

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k. this adds on to application form joke.

for those that do not read chinese, i've translated what the image says. bear with my translation.

the top of the resume just says the manager pass the interviewedd with a application form to fill in.

i'll translate the first one to save you all the trouble of refering.

Name: English or Chinese?

Age: Confidential.

Height: Not related to job.

Weight: Varies all the time, before lunch or after?

Address: At what stage of my life, please be more specific.

Phone: Ericsson.

Email: Only give to pretty and rich girls.

Working time: The shorter the better.

Position: A post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and youing girls.

Education: Graduated at wild chicken university

Language: Fluent in bull****s.

Interest: Sleeping and sleeping

Birthday: (I dont know what it means but i know its on the lunar calender)

Experience: Fooling around all the time.

Previous job position: Decent or not decent, please be more specific.

Single or married: Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company.

Future prospects: Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible.

Hope to be treated: Lesser workload the better.

And form.

Name: Parents give one.

Age: Not very young.

Height: Very tall.

Weight: Acceptable.

Address: At home.

Phone: In my pocket.

Email: My friend help me apply one.

Working time: 8 hours.

Position: One position ( if i was him i would put goalkeeper, :p)

Education: If i pass, then it will be until collage.

Language: Got.

Interest: Alot.

Birthday: Havent reach yet.

Experience: When i just came in i step on dog poo, ****!

Previous job position: I im the leader of my cca in primary school.

Single or married: My parents are married.

Future prospects: Looking for a better job.

Hope to be treated: Hopes all will dote on me.

Sorry its a long read.