Priceless

[drizzit_x]

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "What?? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ######?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket - - $ 95.00

The look on his face - - PRICELESS

[+Warwagon MVC]

Hahaha......that was funnY!

[Sophism]

thats one of those jokes that never gets old....

[SimplyPotatoes]

yep (Y)

[Dogan]

oooooold

[SMeK Veteran]

nice

[frankyOrdeal]

oooooold

i'll second that

[cmove]

But nice :D

[Ivand]

LoL! another priceless one, that never gets old

[Zeroed]

lol nice

[Warning]

L-OL-d!!

[bennett]

lol that was the best joke i have read all week

[russellc]

hahah funny :laugh:

[Sav]

That's a keeper, LMAO.

[MikeCoz]

that was good (Y)

[Dallas]

lmao, never heard that

[bonobozoot]

oooooold

yup, because I already posted it :p

[Clickett]

good one!

:yes:

[Adrian]

:woot: haha lol

[sjiggag23]

i'll second that

third

[altezza Veteran]

Good one though :)

[bakerster]

That was overly funny! :rofl: :laugh: :D

[+chorpeac MVC]

hahahahaha very good....very good. :D

[yanman]

wahahhahahaa, smartass

[hadiz]

third

I'll fourth that. But still funny (Y)