butterflychoke Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 A Piece of String A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and says "We don't serve strings in here! Get Out!" And he boots the string out the door. The piece of string stops a stranger, and asks, "Please sir, would you tie me into a knot and fray my ends?" The passerby does as he was asked, and the piece of string returns back inside the bar. He sits at the bar and orders a beer. The batender serves him and returns to wiping the bar. He glances over at the piece of string, squints his eyes and asks, "Hey...aren't you that piece of string that I just kicked out of here?" And the string replies, "No, I'm afraid not." :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 hahahaha lol its old, but still good Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1911752 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted March 31, 2004 Veteran Share Posted March 31, 2004 weee /me groans Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1911776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmove Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 lol nice one Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1911859 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroed Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 lol :D nice Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1911888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Veteran Posted March 31, 2004 Veteran Share Posted March 31, 2004 :rolleyes: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1911916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooodi Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 :0 lame joke...i like lame jokes... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1911947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
x2cube Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 I don't get it Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1912120 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark03 Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 the string is "a frayed knot" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1912125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpu killer Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 x2cube said: I don't get it ditto EDIT: Lol now I get it, thanks mark :). Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1912128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivand Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 LoL :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1912139 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John Teacake MVC Posted March 31, 2004 MVC Share Posted March 31, 2004 ah ha thats a good one. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1912140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 LOL (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1913433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
x2cube Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 lol good one :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1913548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNRambo Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 lol :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1913552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjiggag23 Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 i love corny jokes Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1913556 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorpheux Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 mooodi said: lame joke...i like lame jokes... heh, same here :happy: well, not always...you have to be in the mood for it...but i guess i am right now :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1913566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOXOMOXOA Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 A...YAH!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1913668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesardrgn Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 not bad... :yes: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1914021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
X Statik Process Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Ugh.... corny. But it was okay. :blink: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1914631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
altezza Veteran Posted April 1, 2004 Veteran Share Posted April 1, 2004 Good one! :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1914772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aadhu Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 hehehe. :D i heard this one before but it was two ropes in that one Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1915244 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkler Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1916162 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avada Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 that took me a while to get. and i hate myself for it :no: good joke though! :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1916681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zzz1111 Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Avada said: that took me a while to get. and i hate myself for it :no: good joke though! :laugh: Dude thats :cry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/153627-a-piece-of-string/#findComment-1917251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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