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A Java Programmer recites the Lord's Prayer

/**
@author Ganesh Prasad
*/
import org.religion.*;

public class LordsPrayer
{
   public void pray()
   {
       // Our Father, who art in heaven,
       //
       God ourFather = Heaven.getGodInstance();

       // Hallowed be thy Name.
       //
       ourFather.getName().setHallowed( true );

       // Thy kingdom come.
       //
       ourFather.getKingdom().setWelcome( true );

       // Thy will be done in earth
       // As it is in heaven.
       //
       boolean isWillDone = Heaven.isWillDone( ourFather );
       Earth.setWillDone( ourFather, isWillDone );

       // Give us this day our daily bread.
       //
       Bread dailyBread = ourFather.getBread( new Date() );

       // And forgive us our trespassess,
       // As we forgive those who trespass against us.
       //
       synchronized
       {
           ourFather.forgive( this.getTrespasses() );
           this.forgive( this.getTrespassers() );
       }

       // And lead us not into temptation;
       // But deliver us from evil:
       //
       ourFather.removeTemptationListener( this );
       ourFather.deliverFrom( Evil, this );

       // For thine is the kingdom, and the power,
       // and the glory, for ever.
       //
       for (;;)
       {
           Kingdom.setOwner( ourFather );
           Power.setOwner( ourFather );
           Glory.setOwner( ourFather );
       }

       // Amen.
       //
       finalize();
   }
}

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