Women are evil!

[frankyOrdeal]

i don't know if it has been posted before but here it goes

Women take time and money

W=T.M

But time is money

T= M

W = M.M

W = M^2

but money is the root of all evil

M = E^1/2

M^2 = E

therefore women are evil

W = E

[G4M3R]

I havent seen that joke for years :)

[GNRambo]

you mean....

[frankyOrdeal]

you mean....

that's exactly what i mean :p

[steven.ts]

Lol

[Hankyone]

don't need this to know that girls are evil :evil:

[biorK]

oh this is sooo old..

but it is the truth. prooved by science.

[Ficman]

I certainly was married to a VERY evel one.... Continues to be... :cool:

[98XT]

Too true :yes:

[tang_tito]

never heard this before

good one (Y)

[Med-X]

Damn Right! I love that! its great!

I live with my mother, my sister and my grandmother, i knew that all along :p

[Co-ords]

Reminds me of this one...

People who drink get drunk

People who are drunk, go to sleep

People who sleep, do not kill

People who do not kill go to heaven

So if you want to go to heaven :laugh: DRINK!

[frankyOrdeal]

hehehe...that's good too :p

[GNRambo]

Reminds me of this one...

People who drink get drunk

People who are drunk, go to sleep

People who sleep, do not kill

People who do not kill go to heaven

So if you want to go to heaven :laugh: DRINK!

lol :p

[ZTrang]

There is a logic gap in the proof. As the first step "women require time and money," one uses "women = time * money." Two assumptions are made here: first, that "=" means "requires" and not "is/are." The second is that "time and money," means "time * money," and not "time + money." I would be more inclined to use the second definition of "time and money," but let's go on assuming the first one is true. Then, one ends up with "women = evil." By our previous definitions, this means that "women require evil," not "women are evil." This is our first logic gap.

Our second one is assuming that "and" means "*" I believe that it really means "+," as multiplying makes no sense. It makes more sense to me because generally, when someone says something like "what is 2 and 2," one means "what is 2 + 2" and not "what is 2*2." One only takes an "and" to mean "*" in probability, which this is not. This would mean that the end result is "women = 2 * money," and then "women = 2 * sqrt (evil) " which therefore means that "women require twice the square root of evil." Don't ask me what this means, but it's the solution under a different, and to me more logical, assumption.

Anyway, in conclusion, even using the proof presented here and assuming that the math is valid, "women = evil" means that "women require evil," meaning that everyone who is willing to look after a woman is evil! :p

[cesardrgn]

There is a logic gap in the proof. As the first step "women require time and money," one uses "women = time * money." Two assumptions are made here: first, that "=" means "requires" and not "is/are." The second is that "time and money," means "time * money," and not "time + money." I would be more inclined to use the second definition of "time and money," but let's go on assuming the first one is true. Then, one ends up with "women = evil." By our previous definitions, this means that "women require evil," not "women are evil." This is our first logic gap.

Our second one is assuming that "and" means "*" I believe that it really means "+," as multiplying makes no sense. It makes more sense to me because generally, when someone says something like "what is 2 and 2," one means "what is 2 + 2" and not "what is 2*2." One only takes an "and" to mean "*" in probability, which this is not. This would mean that the end result is "women = 2 * money," and then "women = 2 * sqrt (evil) " which therefore means that "women require twice the square root of evil." Don't ask me what this means, but it's the solution under a different, and to me more logical, assumption.

Anyway, in conclusion, even using the proof presented here and assuming that the math is valid, "women = evil" means that "women require evil," meaning that everyone who is willing to look after a woman is evil! :p

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: ...

I go with whatever he sad... :huh:

[tiagosilva29]

Anyway, in conclusion, even using the proof presented here and assuming that the math is valid, "women = evil" means that "women require evil," meaning that everyone who is willing to look after a woman is evil!  :p

You killed the thread's spirit! :laugh:

[cmove]

LOL

[frankyOrdeal]

You killed the thread's spirit! :laugh:

lol

agreed :yes:

[ZTrang]

You killed the thread's spirit! :laugh:

Sorry about that :p At first I was trying to defend girls and women, as they have many admirable qualities, but I ended up just insulting men, which is in itself pretty funny. I like the "proof," though. It's really amusing.

[xplatinum]

You killed the thread's spirit! :laugh:

omg, someone get him out of there ! His head is about to explode :pinch:

[altermind]

yes.. they are EVIL

[Porthos SG1]

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.

So we need to know the rate that women are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a woman gets to Hell, she will not leave.

Therefore, no women are leaving.

As for how many women are entering Hell, as stated above all women are evil thus they all go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of women in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as women are added.

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which women enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose and women take over the earth.

Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of women in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over so women can chill out.

[Soviet]

i don't know if it has been posted before but here it goes

Women take time and money

W=T.M

But time is money

T= M

W = M.M

W = M^2

but money is the root of all evil

M = E^1/2

M^2 = E

therefore women are evil

W = E

yeah, years old.

[frankyOrdeal]

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.

So we need to know the rate that women are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a woman gets to Hell, she will not leave.

Therefore, no women are leaving.

As for how many women are entering Hell, as stated above all women are evil thus they all go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of women in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as women are added.

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which women enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose and women take over the earth.

Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of women in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over so women can chill out.

lol

that's funny