Women are evil!

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I think the joke will make more sense if you think of it this way:

In order for women to be present, money and time also need to be present. hence, women = Time and money. This means that once women are present, evil is present. Hence women = evil. I can't explain the multiplication fallcy however.

Here's another one:

Get a woman to agree to the following:

If a woman dies, roses will stem from her grave .

Then tell her:

So if all women die, the world will be covered in roses.

I don't know if the above makes much sense in English, however when written as rhyming and beautiful Persian poetry, it's a great zinger to use on feminists.

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There is a logic gap in the proof.? As the first step "women require time and money," one uses "women = time * money."? Two assumptions are made here: first, that "=" means "requires" and not "is/are."? The second is that "time and money," means "time * money," and not "time + money."? I would be more inclined to use the second definition of "time and money," but let's go on assuming the first one is true.? Then, one ends up with "women = evil."? By our previous definitions, this means that "women require evil," not "women are evil."? This is our first logic gap.

Our second one is assuming that "and" means "*"? I believe that it really means "+," as multiplying makes no sense.? It makes more sense to me because generally, when someone says something like "what is 2 and 2," one means "what is 2 + 2" and not "what is 2*2."? One only takes an "and" to mean "*" in probability, which this is not.? This would mean that the end result is "women = 2 * money," and then "women = 2 * sqrt (evil) "? which therefore means that "women require twice the square root of evil."? Don't ask me what this means, but it's the solution under a different, and to me more logical, assumption.

Anyway, in conclusion, even using the proof presented here and assuming that the math is valid, "women = evil" means that "women require evil," meaning that everyone who is willing to look after a woman is:pvil!?? :p

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Um not so, women require evil. Women require men...So:unsure: evil? :unsure:

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