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A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He

immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black

eye. "Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how

you got yours?"

"Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous

blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter. When I asked to

purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a

picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!" The man continues,

"What's your story?"

The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say

to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said,

'You ruined my life you stupid bitch.'"

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that's just a joke...my freudian slip was for real ><

i was eating dinner with family and i had meant to say "mom, can you pass me the knife?"...and accidentally said, "mom, you're ruining my life."...good thing she took it as a joke and retorted, "still got 60 years to go before you're done with me."

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that's just a joke...my freudian slip was for real ><

i was eating dinner with family and i had meant to say "mom, can you pass me the knife?"...and accidentally said, "mom, you're ruining my life."...good thing she took it as a joke and retorted, "still got 60 years to go before you're done with me."

:whistle:

Lucky b4stard.

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