Isn't she a little young?

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lol....i can see it in my head:

commerical one(attacking the 21+ year old guys):

"But Daddy, I love him!!!"-sluty blind girl

"Comeon baby let me nut in you, don't worry im sterile"-21+ guy

*girl wakes up pregnate a few days later, and proceeds to planned parenthood... she did not know the guy's real name, and did not realize he was an illegal alien*

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commerical two(attacking the slutty stupid girls, and informing parents that not having children/sterilizing them is an option):

"I want to have your kids....love me....here i will bend over"-slut girl #2

"let go bitch, no(**** if i hit her ill go to jail), i need to pull out!....uuuuuhhhh"*girl wraps self hard around the guy, he nuts in her,guy leaves, dissapears, law gets him to court, he goes to jail, she looses the possiblity of him being a father when he goes gay cause stupid hoe would not let him pull out....*

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commerical 3(parents):

"are you not doing enough to keep a leash on your little angel?"-commentator

*shows parents worried about their daughter, shaking their heads, cuts to girl at school feeling/being felt up at school in the locker room ready to be banged by the school Football team*.....

"well now there is a way to keep little miss muffet under the box!!!", new spremblocker 2000!!!, the chasity belt that works, your little girl won't be able to take it off and only be able to pee/poo through specially designed holes in both sides with coushoning, and support for tampons and pads!, with special cleaning thing so your girl can keep smelling fresh and feeling good!!!,now you won't have to worry about the team filling your girl up!!!, with an electronic encripted key/word thing, you can ensure that when your girl is in your sites she won't get away, and when combined with one of our patented shock devices(either surgically implanted in back, or in collar forms/other fasion accessories so your daughter won't know what hit her) you will be sure your little angel will be perfically able to keep away from such deasises such as cylmidia, syhpillus, babes, and AIDS......but thats not all if you act now you can get special implanted braces to keep her from opening her mouth up any farther than to chew food!!!, thats right with patented "NO SUCK" Technology you can be sure that your girl will not get cold sours or warts on her pretty face, plus she will come to thank you for the straight teeth in years to come..."

"Jessica was such a ###### untill we got the chasity belt and shock thing...."-mother

"and with that i can be sure that my little girl stays presious, we've even convenced other parents to do the same, amazinglly all parents had said the same thing, there girls are behaving better and not talking on the phone as much!!!, Our phone bills went way down!!, we will be able to afford retirement real soon!"-dad

"For four easy payments of 39.99 you can get the chasity belt with shock collar of your choosing, and if you order now in the next 10 minutes we will include extra special sents for down there!!!, if you get the full package of the belt/shock implant and braces we will come straight to your door and gas your daughter and friends, they will all be out for hours while your daughter is fitted by our special doctors (shows picture of two of them, looking perverted, one man, one woman smileing too damn much and touching knocked out girl with panties exposed, bending over, the girl being like 13) , all for a price of 4 easy payments of 59.99!!!"

"to order, check....money....order.....yadda yadda number*so forth*"

yes im nuts :whistle:

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