Nereve Endings

[Danik XP]

- I would like to talk with you about the nerve-endings. - The Sacred Peter asks God, - How many should we put in her hands?

- And how many have you put in Adam's hands?

- About two hundred, my Lord!

- Well, do the same for the woman.

- And how many nerve-endings should we put in her genitals?

- And how many have you set in Adam?

- Four hundred twenty.

- I see, you have decided, that Adam should get much pleasure from sexual relations. Do the same for the woman.

- OK, My Lord, - Sacred Peter answers.

- Wait, wait, - suddenly God says. - You know, put ten thousand nerve-endings for the woman. Let she cry out my name during the sexual copulation.

[spiegel]

^ a comedian said that :rolleyes:

[nwBen]

[dougkinzinger]

Nereve Endings. Sounds like a band name. Like.....Nevonne. Nevonne Nereve Melody Maker Endings. Now there's a band name.

Doug

[....]

Yes, you should name your group the Nevonne Nereve Melody Maker Endings. Yay! Yay! Yay!

[dougkinzinger]

They could join up with Scotty Mac and the Shackhouse Gang, and the Jubilee Singers to form

"The Nevonne Nereve Scotty Mac Jubilee Melody Maker Singer and the Shackhouse Gang Endings."

[nwBen]

They could join up with Scotty Mac and the Shackhouse Gang, and the Jubilee Singers to form

"The Nevonne Nereve Scotty Mac Jubilee Melody Maker Singer and the Shackhouse Gang Endings."

:laugh: :laugh: :rofl:

[dougkinzinger]

LOL, it makes me crack up even a few minutes later! :D

[nwBen]

LOL, it makes me crack up even a few minutes later! :D

Stop making me come back here - I read it and almost fall off my chair :pinch: :laugh:

[Ivand]

They could join up with Scotty Mac and the Shackhouse Gang, and the Jubilee Singers to form

"The Nevonne Nereve Scotty Mac Jubilee Melody Maker Singer and the Shackhouse Gang Endings."

Again, the responses were fonnier than the joke :no:

[dougkinzinger]

Again, the responses were fonnuer than the joke :no:

https://www.neowin.net/forum/fun/dear_god_stop.jpg

Absolutely, which is what makes these threads worth it! :laugh:

[Hankyone]

rolfmao @ thread

[kjordan2001]

They could join up with Scotty Mac and the Shackhouse Gang, and the Jubilee Singers to form

"The Nevonne Nereve Scotty Mac Jubilee Melody Maker Singer and the Shackhouse Gang Endings."

I love TNNSMJMMSSSGE!

Man, even the acronym is long :wacko:

[spiegel]

They could join up with Scotty Mac and the Shackhouse Gang, and the Jubilee Singers to form

"The Nevonne Nereve Scotty Mac Jubilee Melody Maker Singer and the Shackhouse Gang Endings."

and then merge with sally and the slapjack boys and wet biscuit Mcglee and form

"The Nevonne sally slapjack Nereve Scotty Mac Jubilee wet boys Melody Maker Mcglee Singer and the Shackhouse biscuit Gang Endings."

:huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

[insanekiwi]

http://www.blaise.us/neowin/post-pics/images/oh_god_why.jpg

bleh, like said, the pics are funnier than the joke.

[Amarok]

After reading every one of your topics in this forum, I've decided to kill myself because I've had too much unfunny in one night.

[dougkinzinger]

"The Nevonne sally slapjack Nereve Scotty Mac Jubilee wet boys Melody Maker Mcglee Singer and the Shackhouse biscuit Gang Endings."

Biscuit Gang Endings!! ROFL!! :laugh:

[rbet]

give 'im a break, the joke was OK! :hump:

[JK1150]

^ a comedian said that :rolleyes:

was just thinking that, i remember that show

[GNRambo]

^ a comedian said that :rolleyes:

ohh burn!