Name Your Penis

[idbuythatforadollar]

eric shon :)

[+Warwagon MVC]

willy wanka

[lsdn]

:laugh:

Name Your Penis by badasstronaut

by Tea Cake

Here is a new name to call your penis. Or someone else's if you don't have your own.

Colonel Sanders the Great White Crank shaft

[DsnBehind]

Sir Lancelot the Unconventional Torpedo

Hey, I like that name. :blush:

[ClubNinja]

wow so many twelve year olds at Neowin.

[stephesmybaby]

Duncan Jones the Strangely Proportioned Diddle :huh:

[DsnBehind]

wow so many twelve year olds at Neowin.

As well as twelve-year old members. :whistle:

[Stalk3r]

Ethel Merman the Tiniest Winkle

[demorgoron]

Gordon the Strangely Proportioned Organ

[Myria]

Horatio the Strangely Proportioned Torpedo

uh oh :wacko:

[VII]

if you put Kevin Bacon.. you get King Kong the Ultrasonic Canon

[Maharaja]

Hannibal the Great White Big Banger :devil:

[apollos]

Goliath ;)

[timmmay]

Tom the Strangely Proportioned Monstrosity

[Kuja]

Achilles the Irresistable Caterpillar

[nwBen]

Oberon the Hideous Caterpillar :blink: :huh:

[Salluas]

Sir Lancelot the Unconventional ######

So, how accurate is this thing? Uh.. :laugh:

[CyC]

Dickie the Sugar Coated Salami

:blink: :laugh:

[intensityx]

Major Tom the Ultimate Intruder

:shifty:

[Yusuf M. Veteran]

Mount Everest the Rock Hard Plasma Gun. :shifty:

[Yusuf M. Veteran]

:o I typed in my name again and it changed. 'Darth Vader the Nuclear Powered Arse-Prodder'.

[BxBoy]

Woody the Wibbly Wobbly Sex Toy :shifty:

[allen1090]

boner

all those of u that have seen "shreik" parody of scream

"BONNER" " uh its pronouced boner sir" "not right now it isnt"

edit/ oh i thought had to name it my self :huh: :woot:

mine is Achilles the Strangely Proportioned Torpedo

does that mean my thing is bent or crooked or something

Edited July 29, 2004 by allen1090

[comk]

Willy the Ultrasonic Assault Weapon <---- Gay

[fels]

Whoa. My penis doesn't wear a black helmet! Do like the enthusiastic part though.

Darth Vader the Enthusiastic Love Banana