How to fix the airport security prob

[tagerd0g]

Federal Aviation Agency

800 Independence Avenue S.W.

Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

[Vic Viper]

How about having a mandatory in-flight meal of pork.. those who object to eat will be subdued or watched carefully.

[wazat]

Ii'll go for porking the naked stewardess......:D

[Keldyn]

Originally posted by wazat

Ii'll go for porking the naked stewardess......:D

lol :p Oh boy... this thread is going downhill fast. !!