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bill gates dies and comes to the pearly gates. god says "hi bill, you can decide whether to goto heaven or hell".

an angel takes bill gates to hell: sunny weather, a nice beach, ocean and sexy girls everyhwere.

"wow" said bill gates. "how will heaven look comparedto this?"

so the angel grabs his hand and takes him to heaven. old people everywhere, sitting in green parks feeding doves. "alright, i'll rather be in hell then as in this boring place" bill said.

from one moment to the other, a bold lightning strikes and bill is stuck in chains on a pile of hot lava.

"what the f*ck" he yelled. "where did all the girls go?"

"well" the devil said, "that was just the demo-version."

I wrote your name in the sky,

but the wind blew it away.

I wrote your name in the sand,

but the waves washed it away.

I wrote your name in my heart,

and forever it will stay.

:blink: woops :shy: for my friend friend ;)

<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood

<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.

<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.

<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"

<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud

... wow i remember copy pasting some quotes from bash.org last nite

A Benfica SAD pretende garantir tr?s ou quatro refor?os durante esta semana. Os jogadores pretendidos t?m todos caracter?sticas ofensivas e j? devem estar ? disposi??o de Giovanni Trapattoni para o pr?ximo encontro da SuperLiga, frente ao Sporting. Neste momento decorrem negocia??es em v?rias frentes, alguns dos refor?os ser?o mesmo apresentados nas pr?ximas horas.

lol

Benfica is buying new players bla bla bla.

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bwhahaha n?o lhes :pianta de nada :p

^This was not on my clipboard. Just on my mind ehe

The day after Christmas, the Feast of St. Stephen, the first Christian martyr, is better known as Boxing Day. The term may come from the opening of church poor boxes that day; maybe from the earthenware boxes with which boy apprentices collected money at the doors of their masters' clients.

Nowadays, we often see, in certain families, gifts (boxes) given to those who provide services throughout the year.

Your processor speed being reported less than normal is typical. Freaking companies like Dell don't always build comps up to par, my computer is supposed to have 2.4 GHz processing speed, "My Computer" reports it as having 2.39 GHz processor speed.

(I didn't write that..)

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