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For y As Integer = 0 To Data.Length

DataArray = Data(i).Split(Chr(124))

Dim ii As Integer = 0

Do

DataArray(ii) = DataArray(ii).ToUpper

Loop Until (ii = DataArray.Length)

Select Case DataArray(0)

Case "0"

DoInstall(DataArray(2), DataArray(3), DataArray(4))

Case "1"

DoUpdate(DataArray(1), DataArray(2))

Case "2"

Select Case DataArray(1)

Case "REBOOT"

DoReboot(DataArray(2))

Case "DEFRAG"

DoDefrag(DataArray(2))

Case "CHECKDISK"

DoDiskCheck()

End Select

Case Else

UpdateStatus("Unknown message:" & Data(i))

End Select

Reg.DeleteVar(Key, (y - 1).ToString) 'Delete Value

i += 1

Next

Teh bit of unruly VB code

1. Name: Nicole Hill

2. Nicknames: Nikki, Nik, Nhill or Hilly

3. Eyes: Yes, i sure do...

4. Height: 175cm...i think. phfft

5. Hair: Blonde and ****.

6. Siblings: 2 older bros

7. Do you sing in the shower: When a good song is on the radio

8. Do you sing in the toliet: Yeah, all the time */sarcasm*

9. Birthday: 28 December 1986...18 in 6 Days! WOOT!

10. Sign: Capricorn

11. Address: 325 Ya Mum Street, Loves It, All the time, 2944

12. Sex: Female

13. Righty or Lefty: righty

14. What do you want most in a relationship? Chocolate

15. Have you ever cheated: no, i'm not a skanky hoe

16. Marital Status: Single

17. Do you have a car: Nope

18. Wat kind of car do you have/want: Phfft, cars are overrated.

Favourites

19. Movie: Evolution

20. Song: The Screaming Jets - October Grey

21. Band/Singer: Linkin Park

22. TV Show: CSI, or Nip/Tuck...

23. Actor: Edward Norton

24. Actress: Cameron Diaz...meh, she's the only one i can think of...

25: Food: the stuff that you eat...

26: Number: 9

27. Letter: Z

28. Cartoon: Digimon or Duel Masters...South Park? or Christ, i dunno.

29. Disney Character: Emperor Kuzco (from The Emperors New Groove)

30. Colour: Green

Love Life Etc

31. Do you plan on having children: Yep, 3 of the little buggers

32. Do you want to get married: Yo...i mean yes.

34. How old do you want to be when you get married: God damn it, i can't tell the ****in future. ****!

35. Would you have kids before marriage: No way.

36. Do you have a bf or gf: no, didn't i just say before that i was single?

37. Do you have a crush: Not really.

38. Music/TV: Music

39. Guys/Girls: Guy on Guy is hot!!! =D

40. Green/Blue: Green

Pink/Purple: Purple

42. Summer/Winter: Summer

43. Night/Day: Night

44. Hanging Out/Chillin: Chillin yo.

45. Dopey/Funny: Funny

46. Weird saying I have: "Word"..."Dang Yo!"

47. What school do you go to: I used wo go to Albany Creek State High School

48. Have you ever taken drugs: No, and i don't really plan to either.

49. What's a major turn on for you: Funny Personality, and sexy ass...

50. How far would you go on a first date: Phfft, ****** if i know.

51. Friends

Most Blonde: Me

Nicest: Matty

Funniest: Zaida

Happiest: Me

Strangest: Me

Most Caring: everyone

Tallest: Matt

Smartest: Ben

Most Mature: Becca

Best Personality: everyone

52. Which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most: Liz

55. What was the last thing you got sad or teary about: Tara being a ****head. the ****in bitch!

57. Are you happy: Word up!

58: Why: ****, can't i be happy or something?

60. Love or Lust: Love

61. Silver or Gold: i love gooooooooold!

62. Diamond/Pearl: Diamonds.

63. Sunrise/Sunset: sunset...or whatever.

64. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: yes

65. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no

66. Do you have any piercings: my ears

67. What colour underpants are you wearing right now: black

68. What song are you listening to right now: x-ecutioners - it's going down

69. What are the last 4 digits of your phone number: 3034

70. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon: Uranus

71. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with: i don't ****in know!

72. What the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: They have penises

73. Favourite sport: cricket

74. What makes you happy: My family and friends

75. What the next cd/s you are gonna get: i don't want any cd's at the mo. (maroon 5, i have that kate, woot!)

76. Do you wear glasses or contacts: no

77. The best advice ever given to you: if you don't like it, you can suck my tiny little balls (mr hanky)

78. Have you ever won any special awards: ten pin bowling awards...phfft

79. What are your future goals: make an awesome cartoon show.

80. What the worst sickness i have ever had: Ross River Fever

81. Do you like funny or scary movies better: Funny

82. On the phone or in person: in person

83. Hugs/Kisses: both

84. What song refects you most: Faint by Linkin Park

85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own: burn it, burn it all!

87. Whats your greatest fear: being burnt alive or falling from a high building...and snakes. lol

88. Be rich or famous: Rich

89. What time is it: 4.06pm

90. Have you ever been in love: not really

91. Have you ever met Santa: Yes, he's my soon to be "bitch"

92. If E.T. knocked on your door holding a peace sign and asked can i use you phone, what would you do: I'd kick his ass and tell him to **** off!

93. Last time you talked to the person that you like: i don't know, ****!

94. Do you have any pets: a dog and a cat

95. Whats you email address: [email protected]

96. Last time you were depressed: the start of this year

97. Are you an alcoholic: i think i'm becoming one. lol

98. Who sent this to you: Kate

99. What do you think of this person: She's my cuz yo! she's just as awesome as me!

100. Do you want your friends to write back: phfft, i'm only sending it back to kate for some reason...

if they can be stuffed yes

holy ****, thats what came up when i pasted it! **** me!

inally, I ditched it altogether, and now use Miranda.

Ah, that's a fragment of this post... (https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=260555&pid=585144893&st=0entry585144893)

Usually, after an IM session, I have more interesting stuff on the clipboard.

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