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I picture myself entering my front hall and it's filled with people complaining about things they've forgotten. Next I go into my living room and there on the couch is a palpitating brain. Next I go into the dining room--Demosthenes has stopped by for lunch. There he is in his white sheets eating a tuna sandwich. Later, when I'm giving the speech, I picture going through the house again. In each room, I see the image I planted. I have no trouble keeping the order of the topics straight, because I've planted them all in one larger framework--the map of my house.

Learn mnemonic techniques like these and you'll avoid the embarrassment I often experience. I'm so forgetful I sometimes repeat myself. I'm so forgetful I sometimes repeat myself.

is a part of something i was researching on how to improve memory :)

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LoL. I still had a Family Guy quote that I showed to some friends to lift their spirits :ninja:

Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.

Peter Griffin: Now what? Are you coming on to me?

Lois Griffin: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.

Doctor: ...Can't it be both?

:laugh:

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity."

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