Hoopla Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 HIGHER MATH ========== ROMANCE Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime HOME ECONOMICS A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. CALCULUS A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. Hehe, a funny I sent :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan - Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back... "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Damn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan - Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 <MY PASSWORD> LOL I dont want to type this in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEEYES Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 [Ayuda] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLegendOfMart Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...me=STRK:MESE:IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+dave164 Subscriber¹ Posted January 18, 2005 Subscriber¹ Share Posted January 18, 2005 [NOTHING] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rix Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600] © Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp. C:\Documents and Settings\Rickie anderson>ping www.jolt.co.uk Pinging clarity.jolt.co.uk [195.149.21.11] with 32 bytes of data: Reply from 195.149.21.11: bytes=32 time=40ms TTL=55 Reply from 195.149.21.11: bytes=32 time=25ms TTL=55 Reply from 195.149.21.11: bytes=32 time=26ms TTL=55 Reply from 195.149.21.11: bytes=32 time=32ms TTL=55 Ping statistics for 195.149.21.11: Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss), Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds: Minimum = 25ms, Maximum = 40ms, Average = 30ms C:\Documents and Settings\Rickie anderson> Did a ping for someone on the AG forums as they wanetd to know if he was the only one experiencing ping problems (My ISP is doing maintanence) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hills420 Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 konfabulator.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsquirle Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Subject: What happens when the CPU cooler is removed... :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Topham Hatt Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 http://www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endtwist Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 ftp://ibiblio.org/pub/Linux/distributions/damnsmall/current/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazin Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 mms://81.7.156.14/gamereactor/splintercell_chaos_theory_preview.wmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neolink Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 83.245.15.131:27025 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 nothing :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECEGatorTuro Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/18/balcony.death.ap/index.html That was too good not to pass up IMing the link to my friends.... Darwin hard at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenon Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 boktai 2 dont remember what that was about :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truistic Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 // uses the thread security token instead of the process token. CheckHR( CoSetProxyBlanket(qi.pItf, RPC_C_AUTHN_WINNT, RPC_C_AUTHZ_NONE, NULL, RPC_C_AUTHN_LEVEL_CALL, RPC_C_IMP_LEVEL_IMPERSONATE, NULL, EOAC_DYNAMIC_CLOAKING)); moving some C++ around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelydoubt Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/billg_casuall.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted January 18, 2005 Veteran Share Posted January 18, 2005 195.224.41.29:27015 Wireplay Counter-Strike: Source #3 [FF Off, Popular Rotation] pasted it in mirc just before i went to play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikkiRox Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 oops...lol, i just made that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretlyrobotic Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Pere Ubu - Cloudland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikePringlesBro Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 [ctrl+v]81.201.137.212:27015[/ctrl+v] ^^^^ Was trying to play CSS with my friends but the ###### Steam system tells me i have to update but then of course tells me the servers are too busy to update me.. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insanekiwi Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 congratulations :fun: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?show...=201844&st=1215 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shihchiun Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 http://www.google.com/search?&q=netscape%2...ourceid=firefox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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