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[Hoopla]

HIGHER MATH

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ROMANCE

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

HOME ECONOMICS

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

CALCULUS

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Hehe, a funny I sent :)

[Milan -]

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back...

"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Damn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

[Milan -]

<MY PASSWORD>

LOL I dont want to type this in

[HATEEYES]

[Ayuda]

[TheLegendOfMart]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...me=STRK:MESE:IT

[+dave164 Subscriber¹]

[NOTHING]

[Rix]

Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]

© Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

C:\Documents and Settings\Rickie anderson>ping www.jolt.co.uk

Pinging clarity.jolt.co.uk [195.149.21.11] with 32 bytes of data:

Reply from 195.149.21.11: bytes=32 time=40ms TTL=55

Reply from 195.149.21.11: bytes=32 time=25ms TTL=55

Reply from 195.149.21.11: bytes=32 time=26ms TTL=55

Reply from 195.149.21.11: bytes=32 time=32ms TTL=55

Ping statistics for 195.149.21.11:

Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),

Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:

Minimum = 25ms, Maximum = 40ms, Average = 30ms

C:\Documents and Settings\Rickie anderson>

Did a ping for someone on the AG forums as they wanetd to know if he was the only one experiencing ping problems (My ISP is doing maintanence)

[Hills420]

konfabulator.com

[bsquirle]

Subject: What happens when the CPU cooler is removed...

:devil:

[Sir Topham Hatt]

http://www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml

[endtwist]

ftp://ibiblio.org/pub/Linux/distributions/damnsmall/current/

[Blazin]

mms://81.7.156.14/gamereactor/splintercell_chaos_theory_preview.wmv

[Neolink]

83.245.15.131:27025

[Apollo]

nothing

:D

[ECEGatorTuro]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/18/balcony.death.ap/index.html

That was too good not to pass up IMing the link to my friends.... Darwin hard at work!

[Xenon]

boktai 2

dont remember what that was about :p

[Truistic]

// uses the thread security token instead of the process token.

CheckHR( CoSetProxyBlanket(qi.pItf, RPC_C_AUTHN_WINNT, RPC_C_AUTHZ_NONE, NULL, RPC_C_AUTHN_LEVEL_CALL,

RPC_C_IMP_LEVEL_IMPERSONATE, NULL, EOAC_DYNAMIC_CLOAKING));

moving some C++ around.

[steelydoubt]

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/billg_casuall.jpg

[SMeK Veteran]

195.224.41.29:27015 Wireplay Counter-Strike: Source #3 [FF Off, Popular Rotation]

pasted it in mirc just before i went to play

[NikkiRox]

oops...lol, i just made that...

[secretlyrobotic]

Pere Ubu - Cloudland

[SpikePringlesBro]

[ctrl+v]81.201.137.212:27015[/ctrl+v]

^^^^ Was trying to play CSS with my friends but the ###### Steam system tells me i have to update but then of course tells me the servers are too busy to update me.. :angry:

[insanekiwi]

congratulations :fun:

[Axel]

https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?show...=201844&st=1215

[shihchiun]

http://www.google.com/search?&q=netscape%2...ourceid=firefox