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yah...i was clicking away on neowin links and all of a sudden i was in the cemetary. it was dark, but i could see a faint sliver of the moon through the ominous-looking clouds. trees looked skeletal in the dimness. the wind was making a howling noise as it blew fallen branches and leaves around me. i thought i saw mysterious, dark creatures (banned members??) lurking in the shadows, but when i turned to look at them they disappeared. i walked over to some tombstones and saw titles of threads that has long since been closed and removed. other tombstones had offensive posts and pictures that had been removed. i could hear the whines of banned members and those who hate everything on neowin but don't leave. a wolf howled in the distance. i suddenly felt a wave of sadness, fear, and horror rush through me and it made me shiver, although i wasn't cold. i ran to the gate but it had silently closed behind me. i struggled to open it and, finally, with all the strength i could muster, i opened it and ran to the safety of the regular forums.

yah...i was clicking away on neowin links and all of a sudden i was in the cemetary. it was dark, but i could see a faint sliver of the moon through the ominous-looking clouds. trees looked skeletal in the dimness. the wind was making a howling noise as it blew fallen branches and leaves around me. i thought i saw mysterious, dark creatures (banned members??) lurking in the shadows, but when i turned to look at them they disappeared. i walked over to some tombstones and saw titles of threads that has long since been closed and removed. other tombstones had offensive posts and pictures that had been removed. i could hear the whines of banned members and those who hate everything on neowin but don't leave. a wolf howled in the distance. i suddenly felt a wave of sadness, fear, and horror rush through me and it made me shiver, although i wasn't cold. i ran to the gate but it had silently closed behind me. i struggled to open it and, finally, with all the strength i could muster, i opened it and ran to the safety of the regular forums.

:huh:

:blink:

Brilliant!

Well done! Full marks.

Scary place in there, isn't it?

yah...i was clicking away on neowin links and all of a sudden i was in the cemetary. it was dark, but i could see a faint sliver of the moon through the ominous-looking clouds. trees looked skeletal in the dimness. the wind was making a howling noise as it blew fallen branches and leaves around me. i thought i saw mysterious, dark creatures (banned members??) lurking in the shadows, but when i turned to look at them they disappeared. i walked over to some tombstones and saw titles of threads that has long since been closed and removed. other tombstones had offensive posts and pictures that had been removed. i could hear the whines of banned members and those who hate everything on neowin but don't leave. a wolf howled in the distance. i suddenly felt a wave of sadness, fear, and horror rush through me and it made me shiver, although i wasn't cold. i ran to the gate but it had silently closed behind me. i struggled to open it and, finally, with all the strength i could muster, i opened it and ran to the safety of the regular forums.

Did you get a screenshot :whistle:

Oh dear. Someone goes TOO far. aem4162, poor you, must of been a scary experience! :) Did you subscribe to Neowin just to get over the pain of it and come back to reality? ;)

JMann

like i said earlier, i don't wake up screaming as much as i used to, so i must be getting over the experience. i sub'd because i love neowin :wub:

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