HoochieMamma Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Good god man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Right, well having not had a fight in a few years, here's my battle wound... And yeah the other guy came off a lot worse, but I'm not a fighter, so I didn't even consider defending my eye. I hate that some things come to this, but when in a club and someone's giving you lip... ouch. Your totally different to how i pictured you (did that come off .... gay, it wasnt ment too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted March 16, 2006 Subscriber² Share Posted March 16, 2006 Yeah, there goes my dashing good looks! LOL In all seriousness, it doesn't hurt and has pretty much gone now. Me and my mate were laughing about it 5 minutes after. Then I punched him in the nads (we kinda have a jackass mentality together). Wanna hear the full story? OK. I go to the bar in a club (80's underground dive type club). There's some townie type stood at the bar who says "Manners don't cost a penny". Me: "What?" Him: "You pushed me, manners don't cost a penny" Me: "Yeah sorry, whatever mate, it's a club, you get bumped!" Him: "Best not be getting cheeky with me. You're not in London now" NOTE: We were in Leicester, I live in Leicester, I have no accent, so um, yeah, ok Me: "**** off pal!" He throws a slap - not a punch, but a slap. I dodge but his ring catches my eyebrow and he then gives me a more manly punch to the eye. I gave him one back to the side of his head. He goes to headbutt me - I hate headbutts, mainly cos I can never pull them off, I end up hurting myself! LOL. On the way into the butt, I stood back, pulled his head down and kneed him in the nose. At this point bouncers come over and rush me into a corner. They pick him up and he tells them I was stealing drinks. They said whatever and just chucked him and a mate out and say to go to hospital (his nose was broken all over his face). They take me down to an annex room where I can wipe a little blood from my eye, whack a plaster on and they said about the drink stealing. I show them the wad of 20's in my wallet, and they said "Yeah we know, just wanted to check. You're often up here and you just seem to have a laugh. He clearly didn't fit in and was probably drinking more because of it, he was out of his element." I asked if they wanted me to leave and they said "Only if you want to. You can stay.". But the mate I was with was all prissy and being all "Oh my god, you had a fight, you need to get that eye looked at" etc. So I got a lift home with a mate. Pah, all just a bit of a laugh. Like I said, I'm not a fighter, I hate fighting, but I can hold my own in a tussle. And if you can't take a few slaps, then you need to toughen up. How did you picture me? I only shaved my head that night too ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 damn townies. At least he got what he deserved. for 1 i pictured you with hair ...! i think with hair (quite long) you would look how i pictured you ...seriously this isnt ment to come out sounding gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted March 16, 2006 Subscriber² Share Posted March 16, 2006 Nothing gay about it. My self image has hair but that's cos I only recently shaved :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivand Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Wave' date='Mar 8 2006, 20:17' post='587287105']OMGWTFBBQ is just plain weird. Or the traditional OMG!!!111!11eleventyone!!1. And as for the age, I'm only 22, I just don't act retarded ;) Except when you take pictures with furby :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivand Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Me wasting time at work.. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medium_pimpin Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 What's a townie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samg Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 What's a townie? heard of ali G? a bit like him . or google brings up the lovly example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Dick Montage Subscriber² Posted March 16, 2006 Subscriber² Share Posted March 16, 2006 Townie: Your average trendy bloke, but they usually have no tollerance to those who don't dress/think/act the same. This guy was in one of the messiest, dirtiest yet most fun clubs in Leicester, yet was acting/dressed like he should have been in a chav place like Yate's or such. Clearly he felt a little "left out" and had a chip on his shoulder about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panacik Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Right, well having not had a fight in a few years, here's my battle wound... And yeah the other guy came off a lot worse, but I'm not a fighter, so I didn't even consider defending my eye. I hate that some things come to this, but when in a club and someone's giving you lip... fcuking hell NJ! You look completely different to how i thought youd look. We tend to get on well and thing along the same lines as each other and we are both skin heads! Although my goatee is better when i have one :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leta Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 This is me. This is my husband and I (two summers ago). And this is us! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stadsport Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 new hair ZOMG!! Pretty. And hot poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyx Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen_0002 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 this is... on my ugly webcam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy07 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 ^ are you trying to look like the CSI guy :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cchasem Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 This is me. I am the one wearing a blue hat. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentNewbury Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 This is me. I am the one wearing a blue hat. :) Thanks for pointing that out. I thought you were someone in the background for a minute there :p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentNewbury Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 (edited) Just for Hum: And for you sexy flufflebunny: Edited March 18, 2006 by BrentNewbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Ali Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 cool thread loving seeing all the faces on the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudos Veteran Posted March 19, 2006 Veteran Share Posted March 19, 2006 A few pics of a me. Couple of them are me with my shaved head. Growing my hair back now. My new singlet and cap Dude! I always thought you were about 15, i never bothered to check your profile. /k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRkYoShI Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 hehe not 15 - soon to be 20 unbeleivably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokeripa Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 (edited) I'm not white, I'm light skinned :p Edited March 19, 2006 by disturb3d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Ali Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 I cant believe this thread has been going since 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen_0002 Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 ^ are you trying to look like the CSI guy :p LMAO.. NO... but that is a good observation i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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