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Right, well having not had a fight in a few years, here's my battle wound...

And yeah the other guy came off a lot worse, but I'm not a fighter, so I didn't even consider defending my eye. I hate that some things come to this, but when in a club and someone's giving you lip...

ouch.

Your totally different to how i pictured you (did that come off .... gay, it wasnt ment too)

Yeah, there goes my dashing good looks! LOL

In all seriousness, it doesn't hurt and has pretty much gone now. Me and my mate were laughing about it 5 minutes after. Then I punched him in the nads (we kinda have a jackass mentality together).

Wanna hear the full story? OK.

I go to the bar in a club (80's underground dive type club). There's some townie type stood at the bar who says "Manners don't cost a penny".

Me: "What?"

Him: "You pushed me, manners don't cost a penny"

Me: "Yeah sorry, whatever mate, it's a club, you get bumped!"

Him: "Best not be getting cheeky with me. You're not in London now"

NOTE: We were in Leicester, I live in Leicester, I have no accent, so um, yeah, ok

Me: "**** off pal!"

He throws a slap - not a punch, but a slap. I dodge but his ring catches my eyebrow and he then gives me a more manly punch to the eye. I gave him one back to the side of his head. He goes to headbutt me - I hate headbutts, mainly cos I can never pull them off, I end up hurting myself! LOL.

On the way into the butt, I stood back, pulled his head down and kneed him in the nose. At this point bouncers come over and rush me into a corner. They pick him up and he tells them I was stealing drinks. They said whatever and just chucked him and a mate out and say to go to hospital (his nose was broken all over his face).

They take me down to an annex room where I can wipe a little blood from my eye, whack a plaster on and they said about the drink stealing. I show them the wad of 20's in my wallet, and they said "Yeah we know, just wanted to check. You're often up here and you just seem to have a laugh. He clearly didn't fit in and was probably drinking more because of it, he was out of his element."

I asked if they wanted me to leave and they said "Only if you want to. You can stay.".

But the mate I was with was all prissy and being all "Oh my god, you had a fight, you need to get that eye looked at" etc. So I got a lift home with a mate.

Pah, all just a bit of a laugh. Like I said, I'm not a fighter, I hate fighting, but I can hold my own in a tussle. And if you can't take a few slaps, then you need to toughen up.

How did you picture me? I only shaved my head that night too ;)

Townie:

Your average trendy bloke, but they usually have no tollerance to those who don't dress/think/act the same.

This guy was in one of the messiest, dirtiest yet most fun clubs in Leicester, yet was acting/dressed like he should have been in a chav place like Yate's or such. Clearly he felt a little "left out" and had a chip on his shoulder about it.

Right, well having not had a fight in a few years, here's my battle wound...

And yeah the other guy came off a lot worse, but I'm not a fighter, so I didn't even consider defending my eye. I hate that some things come to this, but when in a club and someone's giving you lip...

fcuking hell NJ! You look completely different to how i thought youd look. We tend to get on well and thing along the same lines as each other and we are both skin heads!

Although my goatee is better when i have one :p

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