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6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

This one is funny, LOL!

:yes: very funny :rofl:

oooh - URBAN LEGENDS...

BLAH - too bad - they were entertaining - none-the-less.

Boat and the trailer:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/isabella.htm

Unfortunately - I think most of the 'items' are meant to be humerous and not entirely true...  Yes there are definately those 'interesting' people out there - some of them on these boards too  :woot: 

It was funny though

stop being a party pooper!

the stories were funny...please post more!

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

Now that is great.

THIS IS TRUE. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!

This has happened more than once.. my friend saw this happen a while back.... :no:

I can't even comprehend how this is possible but then there are some pretty dumb people out there... :rolleyes:

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