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Today, we ate pizza with red wine and squirrels when, oversized elephants wearing pink racing condoms busted and then my rectum talked loudly, every one thought that I would burst out in flames but I didn't stink that much except when the dog took a huge crap on my pink TUTU inside the imac CDROM dildo 2001 competition featuring alongside squirrels armed with torpedos aimed directly over bill, my pot belly pig and pushed my cancerous clock into a hat filled with horse s|-|it and turnips that always get eaten with strawberry yougurt pots, except when sleeping. Hairy feet covered with gravy stains and stuck to burning ashes among giggling daisies flying towards my throbbing member of parliament called That. That

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