Blind man at the restaurant

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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter,

who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a

menu.

"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just

bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it

and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile

and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table

and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and

takes in a deep breath.

"Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the

kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her

what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly

brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty

fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to

the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says,

"That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with

broccoli.

Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks maybe the

blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the

next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The

blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him

coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this

fork around your crotch before I take it to the blind man." Mary

complies and hands her husband the fork back.

As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and

waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I

already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and

says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here"

[Kriz]

lmao, heard it before, but still good :laugh:

[ember]

ROFL very good one :laugh: :laugh:

[BrutalFluid]

whos mary?

[NeoMasamune]

Heard it before, but it's still funny! :laugh:

[Nelsinho]

lol :laugh:

[Doolop]

shes been cheating on him with the blind man

[Fedorpheux]

Heard it before, but it's still funny!  :laugh:

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same here :happy: :laugh:

[SoapyHamHocks Member]

whos mary?

584716369[/snapback]

Mary is the owners wife.

[BrutalFluid]

Mary is the owners wife.

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thank u

[BrutalFluid]

i get the joke now :laugh:

[Jam Sandwich]

That joke is criminal :x

[Colin-uk Veteran]

lol :laugh:

[insanekiwi]

haha. good ending (Y)

[Ghatak]

good one

[clx]

hehe nice hadent heard that one before :)

[lnmnky]

Lol, thanks beta.

[[yt]]

i've heard it before but still good... thanks :D

[altezza Veteran]

Quiet funny. Didn't expect the end :D

[Yuxi]

hehe :laugh: