LOTR Film Survival Tips

[Kerm]

You might have already seen this, but it totally cracked me up, specially the Harry potter ones;

<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.

<MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

<MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

<MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

<MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

<MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

<MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

<MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

<MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

<MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

<MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

<MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

<MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

<MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

<MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

:p

[mojomonkee]

i'm pretty sure... yes i'm sure this is on bash.

i know commence this as a bash posting frenzy thread.

[Echilon]

9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

[chao-tek]

LOL

[Aids]

ahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhaah awesome.

[Aids]

ahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhaah awesome. those tips make me giggle.

[Winter Dragon]

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

My friend did that we got kicked out for it but it was worth it. :D

[Caboose447]

Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

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I'll always see him as Agent Smith! That was the role that he was born to play! :laugh:

[T-Grey]

<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

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hahahaha I actually did that; quietly though I didn't want to get run through by the insane LOTR freaks

[Razorwing]

lol fun stuff :D

[Jerichohol]

<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

Brilliant, That would be awesome to watch someone do that :D

[blademaster]

lol funny