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Allan

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They're in America now too, but damned if I know who Tim Horton is  :laugh:

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THE Tim Horton was a Toronto Maple Leaf who opened the first Donut Store in Hamilton in 1964. Tim Hortons is now in the USA ... and every city they are in... when they move with in 5mi of a Krispy kreame the KK goes out of business and TH booms.

It's a fact here, that if you put $100,000 into a Tim Horton's Franchise, you would make that $100,000 back in 8 wks. (2months!)

I must say

I AM PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!!!!

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Atmos42

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Sorry to burst your bubble but that was the British, and the U.S. did win that war.

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I was going to comment on that. The British went through Canada to invade the U.S.

This reminds me of a Canadian friend of my wife's who said that he was so glad to move to the U.S. because our history was actually exciting and not boring lilke theirs. I don't know about that, after all Canada fought in Vietnam.

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Prosidius

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TOP 10 REASONS FOR LIVING IN WISCONSIN:

1. You love your cheese.

2. You like to be part of the fattest state in the U.S.

3. You love to break your back shovling snow.

4. You love being the northern neighbor of a state that has it's act together.

5. You are rich enough to pay the high gas tax.

6. You love being the 3rd smartest state in the U.S.

7. You hail to Brett Favre.

8. You love to swim in a lake with tons of raw sewage.

9. You think the Milwaukee Brewers will win the NL 2005 Penant

10. You want to be part of the state that has the most NFL Championships with a trophy named after it's teams former coach.

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Andrew Lyle Global Moderator

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go Canada!!!!! LOL i thought it was pretty boring, the german one made me laugh, seeing it blank LOL... and im proud to be canadian :D

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7. It's a waste of time...

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cyoung1616

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go Canada!!!!!  LOL  i thought it was pretty boring, the german one made me laugh, seeing it blank LOL...  and im proud to be canadian :D

TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO READ THIS THREAD:

1. It's a waste of time...

2. It's a waste of time...

3. It's a waste of time...

4. It's a waste of time...

5. It's a waste of time...

6. It's a waste of time...

7. It's a waste of time...

8. It's a waste of time...

9. It's a waste of time...

10.  It's a waste of time...

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Yeah we Americians love Canada. After all if Canada didn't suck the USA would slide off into the Gulf of Mexico.

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Eagle101

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Top ten reasons for being Albanian

1. You can always swim to Italy.

2. You can choose between a president who stole your whole income, one who

killed all your relatives, or one who cheated with your wife.

3. You can be proud of being from "the land of the eagle."

4. You can always swim to Italy.

5. You can take weapons from any army garrison and defend your honor.

6. You can get killed in a vendetta and be remembered as the hero of the

family.

7. You get to be called the poorest country in Europe.

8. You can live in the ecologically cleanest country in Europe.

9. You can always swim to Italy.

10. You are a proud of being "from the land of the eagle."

***Man i just love albanians, proud to be an albanian***

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I was going to comment on that. The British went through Canada to invade the U.S.

This reminds me of a Canadian friend of my wife's who said that he was so glad to move to the U.S. because our history was actually exciting and not boring lilke theirs. I don't know about that, after all Canada fought in Vietnam.

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:wacko: woah canada fought in nam???!?!

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Snafu

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Sorry to burst your bubble but that was the British, and the U.S. did win that war.

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The US did not win, that war ended in a stalemate. Any US attacks on Canada failed, Any British attacks on the US failed.

Also in 1812 Canada was a british colony (British North America), so Canada did fight in that war.

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allfive6

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The US did not win, that war ended in a stalemate. Any US attacks on Canada failed, Any British attacks on the US failed.

Also in 1812 Canada was a british colony (British North America), so Canada did fight in that war.

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Don?t try to reason or talk sense to Americans they have a mental block that prevents them from understanding it.

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