best redneck joke ive read

[spiegel]

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[King Raa]

lol, nice, if a lil sick...

[vincent]

:rofl: haha keep em coming ( no pun)

[King Raa]

^ :sleep: :x :no: :x ^

[Brandon]

ouch

[giga Veteran]

:x :laugh:

[Kurt]

OMG!! :x

[evo0o]

That's a redneck joke? Lol... :x

[hadiz]

:x haha!

[Gary_Player]

Could be a NZ joke as well :p

[Keldyn]

Dude... :no:

[spiegel]

Dude... :no:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hypoxiaicon]

Haha :rofl:

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

lmfao (Y)(Y)

[1337.h4x0r]

lmao (Y)(Y)

[Logie]

Could be a NZ joke as well :p

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Hey Watch It Man

Thats Halarious

[Drexion]

bwhahahaha :D

[Double-D]

im from georgia, and i dont get it

[Fedorpheux]

haha, i'm gonna be passing this one on to my friends :rofl:

[srizo]

some one help me get this joke

[spiegel]

some one help me get this joke

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what kind of species bleats? ;)

[srizo]

eh?

[spiegel]

eh?

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oy the girlfriend was a goat he was having sex with an animal the "mother" said "baaaa" because goats do that. get it

[ceminess]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bleats

[Keldyn]

Hey Watch It Man

Thats Halarious

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How do you know when a new zealander has just had sex?

The wool hanging out from his zipper.... :shifty: