Snipe Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The New Orleans Saints. Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado? A: The Superdome - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Baton Rouge have a professional football team? A: Because then New Orleans would want one. Q: Why was Jim Haslett upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: How do the New Orleans Saints count to 10? A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10! Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L3thal Veteran Posted December 15, 2004 Veteran Share Posted December 15, 2004 :rofl: (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stncttr908 Veteran Posted December 15, 2004 Veteran Share Posted December 15, 2004 Bahahaha, good old New Orleans 'Aints! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viserov Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I live in the New Orleans area... :angry: But so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipe Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 I was born in New Orleans. My parents used to be Saints fans, but they have given up on them. :) I used to go to the games and root for whoever was playing them lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpaul1104 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 at least they aren't the lions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steffan Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 at least they aren't the lions! 585105011[/snapback] at least they are not the 9ers :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxikk Veteran Posted December 16, 2004 Veteran Share Posted December 16, 2004 haha. the niners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L3thal Veteran Posted December 16, 2004 Veteran Share Posted December 16, 2004 haha. the niners. 585108177[/snapback] I'll laugh along with you :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatnipOligarchy Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 almost missed this one.. those are awesome. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianicoleman Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 :( im a saints fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipe Posted December 21, 2004 Author Share Posted December 21, 2004 :( im a saints fan 585138701[/snapback] I feel sorry for you :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 at least they aren't the lions! 585105011[/snapback] hey come on lions arent all too bad :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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