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[NFL] New Orleans Saints


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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The New Orleans Saints.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado?

A: The Superdome - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Baton Rouge have a professional football team?

A: Because then New Orleans would want one.

Q: Why was Jim Haslett upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen?

A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How do the New Orleans Saints count to 10?

A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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I was born in New Orleans.

My parents used to be Saints fans, but they have given up on them. :)

I used to go to the games and root for whoever was playing them lol.

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