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do any Brits here watch lttle britain or have seen in a couple of time

if u do tell me

its funny :yes:

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Listened to it on the radio before it hit T.V.

Not missed an episode, (Yeah I know) being the only gay in the village... sorry since it started. Been watching the re-runs also.

I can't wait for my fiance to get home for some good old fanny action.

Bitty, want bitty, freaks me. Jason gave me the real creeps (his love of old ladies), from episode 1.

Funny thing is whilst watching champions league, even when Arsenal were playing I flicked from sky sports to BBC3 during play, corners, throw ins etc.

Matt Lucas and David Walliams do great stuff, though, that 'I'm a lady' is stale now.

As for the sarcasm from Dr Who, who you may ask Tom Baker makes it more interesting as for that beech that coughs in faces at the bank, I got a fist for her ready to plant in her mush, :laugh:

I like the sketch in the University when each person came in and the lady described them. Ohh yeah, looks like a Lesbian, wears combat trousers, he is oriental and smells of soy sauce, he looks like an umpa lumpa, classic. :rolleyes:

Images of Little Britain characters!

yeah but, no but, like, yeah but you know Julie davies, well yeah, like, she did John Rogers in the changing rooms, but.... that cracks me up also!

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I like that FatFighters leader, Margery, (played by Matt Lucas) how she keeps putting that Indian women, Mira, down and teasing people over their weight.

And that elderly woman (played by David Walliams), who constantly pukes over people at the fare.

Lou and Andy are great as well as Dafydd, Vicky Pollard, Emily Howard, the gay/camp aide to the Prime Minister, the man that (tries to) buys things at the shop... I like it all in other words.

For those that don't know about Little Britain: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/littlebritain/

Main Characters: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/littlebri...haracters.shtml

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I just got a glimpse of it yesterday...some of it was hilarious, some was disturbing....like the guy who loves the grandmas.....YUCK! :x

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And the guy who sucks his mother's breasts for milk - YUCK! :x

On an episode on BBC3 the other day, he did it when he was about to get married inside a church - how revolting :x

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