S_Herbie Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 A father and son were both involved in a car accident. They are both taken to different hospitals. The son needs an operation and when he gets to the operating room the doctor says "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son."585624466[/snapback] He is the father of the father (the son's grandfather)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S_Herbie Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?585624559[/snapback] He knows John the milkman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ign.des Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 The milkman was the only man of the group? 585624698[/snapback] Yeah, we got a winner. Cuz the name's John. The lawyer and doctor are women. And you all got the bus driver's eye color wrong!!! It's black since mine's black. :rofl: next: - A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word? - There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? - Arrange the following letters to make one word: NEW DOOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecotrojan Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Yeah, we got a winner. Cuz the name's John. The lawyer and doctor are women.And you all got the bus driver's eye color wrong!!! It's black since mine's black. :rofl: next: - A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word? - There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? - Arrange the following letters to make one word: NEW DOOR 585624802[/snapback] 1) short + er equal shorter 2) incorreectly 3) NEW DOOR re-arranged is ONE WORD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfrem Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 1) SHORT 2) INCORRECTLY 3) haven't worked it out yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbeck666 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 - Arrange the following letters to make one word: NEW DOOR 585624802[/snapback] NEW DOOR = ONE WORD :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigl523 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 - There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? -Incorrectly - Arrange the following letters to make one word: NEW DOOR -one word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayMan2K Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 1) SHORT2) INCORRECTLY 3) haven't worked it out yet. 585624817[/snapback] :rolleyes: 3 is 'ONE WORD' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leesmithg Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 O.K. what two words in the English language when together, contain more letters than any other, what are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Riddle: GHOTI Explain how this word is pronounced 'fish' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfrem Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 O.K. what two words in the English language when together, contain more letters than any other, what are they? 585624865[/snapback] POST & MAN :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ign.des Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 1) short + er equal shorter2) incorreectly 3) NEW DOOR re-arranged is ONE WORD 585624816[/snapback] All correct! next: What's at the beginng of eternity, the end of time and space, the start of every end, and the end of every pace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikulka Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 letter 'e' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ign.des Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 letter 'e' 585625734[/snapback] that's right. A black man dressed all in black, wearing a black mask, stands at a crossroads in a totally black-painted town. All of the streetlights in town are broken. There is no moon. A black-painted car without headlights drives straight toward him, but turns in time and doesn't hit him. How did the driver know to swerve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 that's right.A black man dressed all in black, wearing a black mask, stands at a crossroads in a totally black-painted town. All of the streetlights in town are broken. There is no moon. A black-painted car without headlights drives straight toward him, but turns in time and doesn't hit him. How did the driver know to swerve? 585625909[/snapback] Its daytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayMan2K Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Riddle:GHOTI Explain how this word is pronounced 'fish' 585624907[/snapback] 'GH' is pronounced as 'F' as in laugh and rough. 'O' is pronounced as 'I' as in women. 'TI' is pronounced as 'SH' as in station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacifica Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) Here is another riddle for you all:A police officer/COP goes in to a tall building and sees a man hanging from the ceeling. The ceeling is very high and he can see no way the man could have got up there. There is no hole in the roof, so he did not climb from the outside and there is no way to get there from inside. All that is in the building other than the man hanging from the celing is a hugh puddle on the floor and two screw drivers on the floor... How did the man get up there? 585618547[/snapback] they built the building around him. the puddle is pee Edited March 16, 2005 by pacifica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red-antz Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kampioen Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 A security guard is working late, and nods off; he has a dream that someone planted a bomb in the factory he is working at. He wakes up and quickly goes and calls bomb squad and they take care of it. The next day his boss calls him into the office and fires him. Why? 585623282[/snapback] because he was sleeping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kampioen Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of senior shoppers Down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers the driver a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why she does not eat the almonds herself. She replies that it is not possible; because of her old teeth she is not able to chew them. Why does she buy them then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kampioen Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 'GH' is pronounced as 'F' as in laugh and rough.'O' is pronounced as 'I' as in women. 'TI' is pronounced as 'SH' as in station. 585625983[/snapback] nice find lol prolly googled though huh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyyPunk Veteran Posted March 16, 2005 Veteran Share Posted March 16, 2005 A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of senior shoppersDown a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers the driver a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why she does not eat the almonds herself. She replies that it is not possible; because of her old teeth she is not able to chew them. Why does she buy them then? 585626076[/snapback] Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kampioen Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont! 585626116[/snapback] lol thats not it.. if u want a hint... the answer is quiete disturbing :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vancity001 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of senior shoppersDown a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers the driver a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why she does not eat the almonds herself. She replies that it is not possible; because of her old teeth she is not able to chew them. Why does she buy them then? 585626076[/snapback] They were chocolate covered almonds, she just sucked the chocolate off first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayMan2K Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 nice find lol prolly googled though huh! 585626108[/snapback] Thnx :) I have discussed it before in an english class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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