Jack and Jill

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

Jack and Jill went up the hill with a buck and a quarter each..

Jill came down with 2.50...

- Andrew Dice Clay - Nursery Rhymes

d/l it ;)

[vincent]

u must be really bored

[Doli]

i guess its funny when you hear it..not read read it

[bfoos]

Georgie Porgie, Puddin and Pie

jerked off in his girlfiends eye

When her eye was dry and shut

Georgie ****ed that one eyed slut.

- Andrew Dice Clay - Nursery Rhymes

[kibkid]

Georgie Porgie, Puddin and Pie

jerked off in his girlfiends eye

When her eye was dry and shut

Georgie ****ed that one eyed slut.

- Andrew Dice Clay - Nursery Rhymes

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hahahaha you had me crying, oh man that was FUNNY

[Kerm]

Lol, now thats funnier.

[Pajter]

Kinda funny :laugh:

[rojack]

peter peter pumpkin-eater,

had a wife and liked to beat her

saw her brother one fine day,

f*cked his ass and now he's gay

andrew dice clay

[kibkid]

peter peter pumpkin-eater,

had a wife and liked to beat her

saw her brother one fine day,

f*cked his ass and now he's gay

andrew dice clay

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Not that funny

[Qasim]

Lmao, the first one was cr@p but these are class ;)

[Axel]

There was a girl from Eeling

Who had a peculiar feeling

She Laid on her back

Opened her crack

and P*ssed all over the Ceiling!

LoL, I do apologise but this one came to mind, I remember hearing it when I like ... 12!

[insanekiwi]

:blink:

you need to get out more.

[HilariousNinja]

Tell me about it but Jaded1's was good.

[Panacik]

Jack and Jill,

went up the hill,

to fetch a pail of water,

9 Months on,

Jill came down,

carrying a baby daughter.

Heard when i was a kid

Twinkle Twinkle little star,

Who the f*ck do you think you are,

One day you'll fall out of the sky.

Ill put you on a blod*y stand,

Then you wont be so fu**ing grand!

Heard it somewhere when i was a kid, but not sure it is correct.

[MulletRobZ]

The first one was crap, but some of the others in this thread are kind of funny.

Lylesback, you definitely need to get laid, LOL! :p

[Valerus]

Georgie Porgie, Puddin and Pie

jerked off in his girlfiends eye

When her eye was dry and shut

Georgie ****ed that one eyed slut.

- Andrew Dice Clay - Nursery Rhymes

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:rofl: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Shane Pitman]

Mary had a little lamb

she kept it in the yard

And when she pulled her panties down

his woolie d*ick got hard.

Another ADC Nursery Rhymes moment.