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Two Newfies Using Logic

Two Newfies, Ned 'n Jarge, decided they aren't going anywhere in life and think they should go to college to get ahead. Ned goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Ned.

The professor answers, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a snow blower??

"I sure do," answers the Newfie.

Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a driveway," replies the professor.

"That's real good." The Newf responds in awe.

The professor continues: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a driveway you also have a house."

Impressed, the Newf shouts, "Darned tootin!!"

"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself logic dictates that you have a wife."

"HOLY CRAP!! This is incredible!" Ned exclaims.

Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual," says the professor.

"Lord Tunderin' Jaysus. You're right on, bye! Why dat's the most fascinatin' ting I ever heard of. I cain't wait to take dis 'ere logic class." Ned, right proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where Jarge is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin?" asks Jarge.

"Math, history, and logic." replies Ned.

"What da 'ell is logic?" asks Jarge?

"Let me tell ya. Do ya own a snow blower?"

"No." answers Jarge.

"You're a queer, h'ain't ya?"

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  Cvrt7.62Ghst said:
Except worse.

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You jackass, this is a great place, virtually no crime, actual clean air, good government that fights for what we believe in.

And Froggy boy who posted this thread, you've got to learn one thing fool only NEWFOUNDLANDERS can call each other Newfs, it's like the same way the black people can only call themselves... ya know.

Newfoundland is actually slightly ahead of Canada socially, alot of people are realists who really don't care who is marrying who and just want everyone to be happy.

There are places here that are backwards, but even those places are changing these days.

The joke is funny but Mr. Frenchy just used the wrong word, oh ya I guess we don't like everyone we do have a thing against Quebec afterall, heh.

We do have a unique dialect that is unfortuantely similar to crapholes of America where they are rather slack jawed, which isn't the case here. Most of us actually don't talk like that these days unless we're extremely drunk, which despite what you may have heard only happens on the weekends like everywhere else.

  Marduk said:
You jackass, this is a great place, virtually no crime, actual clean air, good government that fights for what we believe in.

And Froggy boy who posted this thread, you've got to learn one thing fool only NEWFOUNDLANDERS can call each other Newfs, it's like the same way the black people can only call themselves... ya know.

Newfoundland is actually slightly ahead of Canada socially, alot of people are realists who really don't care who is marrying who and just want everyone to be happy.

There are places here that are backwards, but even those places are changing these days.

The joke is funny but Mr. Frenchy just used the wrong word, oh ya I guess we don't like everyone we do have a thing against Quebec afterall, heh.

We do have a unique dialect that is unfortuantely similar to crapholes of America where they are rather slack jawed, which isn't the case here. Most of us actually don't talk like that these days unless we're extremely drunk, which despite what you may have heard only happens on the weekends like everywhere else.

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:huh:

Over his head like an SR-71 at FL850...

This proves my point even more.

My previous post was done purely in jesting sarcasm, now it has become a serious reply.

  Marduk said:
And Froggy boy who posted this thread, you've got to learn one thing fool only NEWFOUNDLANDERS can call each other Newfs, it's like the same way the black people can only call themselves... ya know.

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Yeah right... everybody calls you guys Newfies. It's not an "inside" thing.

  Marduk said:
And Froggy boy who posted this thread, you've got to learn one thing fool only NEWFOUNDLANDERS can call each other Newfs, it's like the same way the black people can only call themselves... ya know.

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So..following your logic, french speakers only can call each others froggy? :angry:

I guess you also deserve the title of Jackass!!!!!!! :pinch:

  Cvrt7.62Ghst said:
:huh:

Over his head like an SR-71 at FL850...

This proves my point even more.

My previous post was done purely in jesting sarcasm, now it has become a serious reply.

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I'm sorry I couldn't detect your sarcasm by your TONE, sarcasm is easily lost in a thread where someone says "aren't they gypsies".

Saying "Newfie" is different than saying "Newf" theres a fine line there.

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