Great-great-Grandma Takes Down Robber

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:blink: JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) ? A man accused of bursting into a convenience store demanding money was in the hospital Friday ? shot, authorities said, by the great-great-grandmother working behind the counter.

Janet Grammer was filling in for the regular clerk Thursday afternoon when a man entered the store waving a gun and fired two shot at the back wall.

?I think he thought I was an old woman and would just give him the money,? Grammer, 64, said Friday. ?My life was at stake. I thought he was going to kill me.?

So she pulled a pistol out from under the cash register and fired once, hitting the man in the chest. He fell to the ground, dropped his gun and then fled, leaving a trail of blood. Grammer fired two more shots as he was running away.

The sheriff?s report said a man fitting the suspect?s description and injury went to a hospital a short time later. He told doctors he shot himself.

The man, whose name has not been released, was being treated at Shands Jacksonville hospital Friday for a wound to the chest. Police spokesman Ken Jefferson said the man faces robbery charges.

Grammer, who has 10 children, 32 grandchildren, three great-grandchildren and three great-great-grandchildren, said she worried she had killed the man. ?All I could think about was his poor parents,? Grammer said.

Grammer said she never had to shoot anyone during her 10 years of working as a security guard. ?I?m sick over it. It was very upsetting. I?m not feeling real perky.?

source: Associated Press

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qkslvr221

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She's 64 and she has great-great-grandchildren?:blink::

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Thats not physically possible. I doubt even 1 great belongs in that phrase.

Only way this could happen, think of it this way

She had child at 18

Child had grandchild at 18

Grandchild had great grandchild at 18

Great grandchild had great-great grandchild at 18

I count 76...therefore leading me to beleive she was a child prostitute, giving birth at 6.

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Thats not physically possible. I doubt even 1 great belongs in that phrase.

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Well if she gave birth at 16, and each generation also gave birth at 16 (or fathered a child), then you have a great great grandchild at 64. Impossible? Nope. Improbable, I hope so!

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Holy ****!

64? So every generation had children at 10 or under? Think about it.. 10 children. She would NEED to have had those 10 kids by the time she was 16 in order to fit that 16x16x16x16=64 system. 10 kids take 7 years to produce. So she produced her first one at age 9... and her children had children.. hahaha damn.

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That's hysterical. Good job granny.

Izolate, HUH???? Um if just her oldest had a kid at 16 and that one's oldest at 16 and so on, the remaining nine have no effect on how early or late she can become a great-great grandmother.

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y0sh

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I know what you mean, but she has multiple grandkids, great grandkids and great-great grandkids. If she only had one of each, fine.. the 16*4 rule works. She has more though.. so she has to have had a few of her children at a very early age.. in order for them in turn have their grandkids (her great-greats) to be born while she is still 64

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