Will You Buy TYSON-JAMESON PORN On PPV?

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http://www.ringtalk.com/2005/08/will-you-b...porn-on-ppv.asp

The circus act continues...

TYSON-JAMESON PPV PORN MATCH SAID TO BE CERTAIN!

If you were to tell me two weeks ago that Mike Tyson would again become a major Pay Per View star, I'd be the first to tell you that you're either over medicated, or under medicated. Then came world last week that the former two-time heavyweight champion was in negotiations with people representing pornographic movie queen Jenna Jameson. There are two avenues in which porn distributors are thinking about taking the Tyson-Jameson match up.

"LIVE" PERFORMANCE AT $49.95 PER HOUSE & A HEAD?

One of the plans being discussed has Tyson and Jameson engaging in a live Pay Per View event available in homes across the country at or around $50 bucks. Having talked about this with numerous people in the world of both porn and straight PPV, the numbers being discussed are astronomical. "This will make more money then any Tyson fight," said one man. Another route distributors are discussing is going LIVE in theaters on Closed Circuit TV, this in addition to PPV.

HBO'S MERCHANT, HE WON'T BE WATCHING!

When I asked HBO's Larry Merchant what he thought of Tyson doing pornographic movies, the HBO Godfather chuckled. "I'm not in porn, or Mike Tyson for that matter. As long as he stays away from a ring, I don't care what he does."

DON'T KNOCK THE MESSENGER PEOPLE!

Some people say that this is not boxing news. Well, whether you want to admit ot or not, Mike Tyson's name will always be aligned with boxing...biting...raping...and now fornicating for money! With the live performance, tapes, and the DVD, when it's all said and done, Tyson might make himself more money then he even owes the Internal Revenue Service.

SUCCESS FACTOR TO DETERMINE TYSON CAREER?

If Tyson is represented right, he could end up being the highest paid star of pornographic films ever! So said one guy who said, "I'll buy it." In closing, Steven Jobs at Apple Computers, we knew Tyson wouldn't be replacing him. But Mike Tyson, becoming the king of porn? I don't think anybody saw this coming!

Pedro Fernandez

Like the second to the last paragraph indicates, this may not be sporting news but we all associate the man with some type of sport. If the mods deem this to go somewhere else, please PM me with the location, Id really like to hear some educated comments although what can you really say? What a shame.

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if Jamesson has a brain in that head, she would say hell the **** NO!

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Jameson and brain in the same sentense? its like linkin park and talent in the same paragraph, an oxymoron.

In the other hand, gotta feel sorry for the guy but at the same time he deserves his situation. You just done spend millions of dollars that quickly.

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Umm... last time I checked Jenna has a brain, else she wouldn't be alive, and Linkin Park has talent, else they wouldn't have sold their albums. As far as Mikey, if he can't last in the ring, how the hell would he last with Jenna? BTW, sanctified, you're on my **** list for calling Linkin Park talentless.

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Umm... last time I checked Jenna has a brain, else she wouldn't be alive

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It was obvious I wasnt talking literally :blink:

BTW, sanctified, you're on my **** list for calling Linkin Park talentless.

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Bleh! I am used to it :ninja: be my guest, but this is not time and place. But of ypu really think that talent its measured by albums sold then you are a little shallow, my friend.

(Just to save some ground, I really think Shinoda is one of a hell producer and a great remixer)

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OK, so the bass and guitar is too simplistic, and sometimes chesters annoying, but i still love them. My favorites of the bunch are Mike and Joe. I listen to underground hip-hop most of the time, so albums sold means nothing to me.

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Seems to sum up most LP fants.  Let's have some nice marketable characters.  People who we can make into "poster child" for the whole type of music LP are pretending to be!

Don't get me wrong, I do kinda like LP, but I know what they are and what they are pretending to be.  Or rather what their label would have us believe they are - nothing against LP themselves, just how they are marketed!

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Guys, please. Lets calm down. :( Damn, the worst part is that I started this! :p

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My favorites of the bunch are Mike and Joe

Seems to sum up most LP fants. Let's have some nice marketable characters. People who we can make into "poster child" for the whole type of music LP are pretending to be!

Don't get me wrong, I do kinda like LP, but I know what they are and what they are pretending to be. Or rather what their label would have us believe they are - nothing against LP themselves, just how they are marketed!

Back on topic:

So, Tyson is gonna screw JJ? But he ain't a pornstar, and the roids he used to use are surely gonna have affected him in "that" way. If I wanted to see 2 losers shag, I'd go buy some gonzo-porn for a lot less money...

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