_Pablo Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Larry Merchant was quoted as saying: "As long as he stays away from a ring, I don't care what he does." Either he's going to be disappointed or it's going to be some pretty lame porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattmatik Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Man, how the mighty have fallen. I won't even download this for free. He's either going to TKO her in the first 90 seconds or she's going to take a dive because he can't finish her off. Wonder what Cus D'Amato is saying in his grave right now? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L3thal Veteran Posted August 9, 2005 Veteran Share Posted August 9, 2005 Definitely not worth $50, but it'll be interesting nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambiance Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Would you turn Jenna down? I wouldn't!!! This is gold Jerry GOLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviesbad04 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 It should start like this.......Everyones ready for the Tyson vs Jameson fight. Everyones chanting his name "Rocky, Rocky"......Err, I mean "Mikey, Mikey!". Hes coming out, Rocky theme comes on and he comes out swinging and dancing. Jameson enters the arena with other porn stars as her trainers. They enter the ring, take off there covers and prepare to fight. The referee sets them up, lets them know the rules (With Jameson, anything goes anyway, so what rules!) and then...........They get it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digipoi Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 Heres some more that was posted a couple days back... http://www.ringtalk.com/2005/08/tyson-ente...-film-world.asp TYSON ENTERING THE "ADULT FILM" WORLD?WILL "IRON MIKE" REPLACE "JOHNNY WADD?" Being the media force that we are, you will often notice items at www.RingTalk.com used by other news outlets afterwards. Like the Los Angeles Times and the "HIV Infected" boxer article they ran last Saturday, we broke that one June 23, or almost six weeks prior. In other words, "Ring Talk" is pilfered for information all the time, and 99% of the time we are not afforded any acknowledgment. DOGHOUSE CHIEFTAIN BRINGS UP OLD STORY It seems my buddy Chee over at Dog House Boxing.com ran with a story that quoted me in regards to the size of Mike Tyson's penis. The manner in which this came up is that there are rumors abound that Mike is considering becoming a porn star! Now normally I wouldn't be mentioning this, except Chee has a lot of readers and they have been emailing me in regards to the story. The question being asked time and again is, how big is Mike Tyson's penis? PORN INDUSTRY HAS NO JOHN HOLMES TODAY! The "Johnny Wadd" I mentioned at the top of this piece, he was the infamous John Holmes. Simply put, he was the John Wayne, Humphrey Bogart, and Tom Cruise of porn. The man who starred in the epic porn flick "Deep Throat," Holmes would become a drug addict, was involved in a Hollywood mass murder, and eventually died of AIDS in 1988. Holmes' claim to fame was a ten inch member! Although porn performer Dick Rambone packs 15 inches, nobody ever came close to Holmes in fame. QUOTED A "BLIMBO" ON TYSON AND LENNOX! A few years ago, I ran into a Las Vegas resident who slept with the right men for financial gain and status. And before I go any further, in order to procure the following information, I did not exchange money or receive any sexual favors (sigh) from the dynamite looker. This chat would take place in a bar at the MGM Grand, where if "Miss X" wasn't working the lounge, she sure was dressed for a night of tantalizing sex! "MISS X" SAID SHE BEDDED BOTH EX-CHAMPS! After a couple of drinks, that I paid for, the girl got loose with here tongue. (Not that way!) She said that she had "hooked up" with both Lennox Lewis and Mike Tyson. On this the blimbo (see black bimbo) she said. "Lennox was a gentleman. He was romantic and very polite." She had a different perspective when it came to her sexual relations with Mike Tyson. "He was an animal. With Mike, it was like all night. And he was huge, bigger than ....... Mike was rough and I loved the way he took control." THE $64,000 QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED HERE! Chee is quoting me as saying Tyson is packing "14 inches." I never said that. Back to the other $64,000 question. OK, the woman says Mike was larger, went longer, etc. But when I asked her who the better lover was between Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis? "Lennox treated me like a lady. He's really a nice guy. Who was better? They're both different. It's hard to say, cause I enjoyed them both!" And I bet you did! Pedro Fernandez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illicit Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Definitely not worth $50, but it'll be interesting nonetheless. 586351142[/snapback] I agree but I wouldn't mind seeing it. :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JagXK8 Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Just hearing him speak during the porn will make me laugh. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerLG Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Just when you think porn can't get any lower, someone throws them a shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 1)That article in the first post was written by one of those idiots who loves to advertise and shout about stuff. 2)This will never happen, and I wouldn't pay for it if it did. Now if they engaged in a boxing match, that might be a different story... I'd love to see both of them get beaten. [Jameson has said she'll only screw women and her husband from now on. Apparently, her husband wouldn't be so comfortable with her screwing every man she could find. Who woulda thunk it? Jameson is a despicable human being, and so is Tyson] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toastyone Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 I, for one, will not be purchasing any Tyson-porn. :x 586349608[/snapback] Second that, there is no way I would watch even if it was free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveMasterT Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 sorry, im into interracial, or porn where the girls get hurt, or have sex with ear biters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digipoi Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 1)That article in the first post was written by one of those idiots who loves to advertise and shout about stuff. 586351375[/snapback] Pedro Fernandez is a pretty credible boxing scribe and the articles he writes holds weight the majority of time. Ive witnessed him do many good things for the sport. Advertising is really not one them, writing truth is a larger interest in his arsenal. Will this BS come off or not, I dont know. Maybe Im adding to popularity of Tyson by posting this garbage. It still is news either way you look at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christracy Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 sorry, im into interracial, or porn where the girls get hurt, or have sex with ear biters. 586351463[/snapback] your into it or not into it? :ninja: :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveMasterT Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 your into it or not into it? :ninja: :shifty: 586352121[/snapback] oh mother****er. thanks for catching that. let me clarify. that was a typo there! i am NOT into that stuff. lmfao. :laugh: damn, i cant even imagine the people who think im this weird kinky guy now. :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted August 9, 2005 Global Moderator Share Posted August 9, 2005 LOL EW NO. 1) no one wants to see tyson naked.. 2) jenna jamison.. shes a dirty dirty girl.. and i would not pay to see her naked and do an ugly guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcdShdw Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 **** that if i wanna see a dirty porn i'll pull my own pants down and take a shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YBG Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Who wants to see Mike Tyson's wang? I sure don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 why the hell he doesnt work in Regular action movies , im sure hell do well, otherwise he may approach Vince McMahon of WWE for a career in Wrestling . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerLG Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 why the hell he doesnt work in Regular action movies , im sure hell do well, otherwise he may approach Vince McMahon of WWE for a career in Wrestling . 586354843[/snapback] They would have to use voiceovers because no one could stand to listen to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yisman Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Pedro Fernandez is a pretty credible boxing scribe and the articles he writes holds weight the majority of time. Ive witnessed him do many good things for the sport. Advertising is really not one them, writing truth is a larger interest in his arsenal. 586352027[/snapback] The whole thing sounds like a worthless advertising spiel, and I'd be willing to bet Pedro that this will never come off. I've heard of this from other places, but the way he makes it sound... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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