Random facts about Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris put the 'k' in 'hardkore.'

Chuck Norris volunteers at retirement homes just so he can push old

people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.

heh :happy: Those chuck movies annoyed me so much sometimes...

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Why even bother with these Chuck Norris facts? Am I missing something? Is there something uncool about Chuck Norris? He's in great shape for his age, has made a tonne of killer 'guy' movies in his prime, and is a half-decent martial artist.

Why knock him? Also, what's with all the Vin Diesel jokes? I might be too old to understand the humor in these types of jokes :blink:

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That's some funny stuff. Reminds me of when they showed clips of him on Conan O'Brien and then he actually came on the Conan O'Brien show once. :laugh:

EDIT: joekr, you should see some of the clips of Conan O'Brien that I'm talking about. I think they're online somewhere.

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chavo - His +500 roundhouse is incredible :cool:

Right on (Y) I'm glad I misunderstood in this case.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined

for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.

That's classic (Y)

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I've always liked the fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee... can't remember the name of the film though.  :blink:

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You're thinking of Way Of The Dragon. Where Chuck Norris challenges Bruce Lee to a fight...ahh, madness, but very very cool. :yes:

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

i love the one about ducks ahahahhaha

you know, this is made funnier by whats recently been happening in my life, eg i was in the city when i saw a dvd in a discount bin of chuck norris and that guy with white hair, from navy seals i think?? well yeh anyway yesterday i was walking past a department store which had discount dvds out the front, and guess what, they were ALL CHUCK NORRIS. and better yet, on the cover of every single one, he was holding some different sort of weapon. i have never seen anything so funny in my life. chuck norris hahahahhahahahahha wat a legend ahhahahah

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